*** Both Actions:

Action:
able
Response:
>
...Haha! You? Do that?
Simple:
>
"No way! I cant do that!", says Nickz.
Direct:
>
Nickz doesn't think you can do that!


Action: abuse
Response:
>
...Your mother wears army boots!
Simple:
>
Nickz cries, "Stop abusing me!"
Direct:
>
Nickz is abusing you maliciously!


Action: abyss!
Response:
>
...Hello-o-o-o!
Simple:
>
Nickz has just jumped into the abyss!
Direct:
>
Nickz is holding you over a gaping chasm!


Action: accuse
Response:
>
...You did it!
Simple:
>
Nickz is pointing his finger accusingly!
Direct:
>
Nickz looks at you, points his accusing finger and says, "You did it!"


Action: adore
Response:
>
...How swEEt!
Simple:
>
Nickz is overcome by a gush of overflowing adoration!
Direct:
>
Nickz adores you!


Action: affair
Response:
>
...OhhHHHhhHhh!
Simple:
>
Nickz is looking for a wild and kinky affair!
Direct:
>
Nickz is having a frantic affair with you!


Action: agree
Response:
>
...I agree!
Simple:
>
Nickz is in total agreement!
Direct:
>
Nickz is in total agreement with you!


Action: amazed
Response:
>
...Hot!
Simple:
>
Nickz falls over in amazement!
Direct:
>
Nickz falls over you in amazement!


Action: anoint
Response:
>
...Nice!
Simple:
>
Nickz is anointing his!
Direct:
>
Nickz is anointing your head!


Action: antinod
Response:
>
...Nope!
Simple:
>
Nickz does not agree!
Direct:
>
Nickz is shaking his head at you in disagreement!


Action: antismoke
Response:
>
...<Coff Wheeze>
Simple:
>
Nickz shouts to fight for clean air! <Coff! Coff coff!>... up pops an anti-smoking screen!
Direct:
>
Nickz says to you, "Put out that fire burning in your mouth!"... splash!


Action: apologise
Response:
>
...Crawler!
Simple:
>
Nickz is in an apologetic mood! <Coff Coff>
Direct:
>
Nickz is apologising sweetly to you!


Action: appetite
Response:
>
...Did somebody say food??
Simple:
>
"Me fungri", says Nickz, "Gimme food."
Direct:
>
Nickz says, "your appetite is unbelievable!"


Action: argh
Response:
>
...AARRGGHH!!
Simple:
>
Nickz cries out in despair, "AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!"
Direct:
>
Nickz points at you and cries, "AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!"


Action: assure
Response:
>
...Believe me!
Simple:
>
Nickz is offering his assurance.
Direct:
>
Nickz is assuring you in a moment of understanding.


Action: awe
Response:
>
...Gosh!
Simple:
>
Nickz is in a complete state of awe!
Direct:
>
Nickz looks at you in awe! <gosh!>


Action: back!!
Response:
>
...Was that really worth it?
Simple:
>
Nickz is here, you can stop crying now.
Direct:
>
Nickz is back, and he missed you so much!!! :-(


Action: bah!
Response:
>
...Bah black sheep!
Simple:
>
"Bah! That's rubbish!", says Nickz.
Direct:
>
"Bah!", Nickz yells to you.


Action: balloon
Response:
>
...BaLLoOn! trading!
Simple:
>
Smiling broadly, Nickz inflates a BaLLoOn!
Direct:
>
With a small, secret smile, Nickz hands the BaLLoOn! to you.


Action: bargle
Response:
>
...BARGLE!
Simple:
>
Nickz runs around chat shouting Argle Bargle!
Direct:
>
Nickz points to you and exclaims Argle Bargle!


Action: bath
Response:
>
...Ohh!
Simple:
>
Nickz is running the bath! Oooh!
Direct:
>
Nickz is giving you a gentle, warm sponge bath! Ohh!


Action: bbak
Response:
>
...Come back soon!
Simple:
>
Nickz will be back in one moment.
Direct:
>
Nickz says to you, "Come back later, dude!"


Action: beam
Response:
>
...BeaM!
Simple:
>
Nickz is BeaMinG!
Direct:
>
Nickz is BeaMinG! at you!


Action: bearhug
Response:
>
...What a bone-crushing hug!
Simple:
>
Nickz is hugging his teddybear. <aww> :)
Direct:
>
Nickz has just given you a great, big, bone-crushing bearhug!


Action: belch
Response:
>
...Grotesque!
Simple:
>
Nickz belches in a loud and grotesque manner!
Direct:
>
Nickz quietly walks up to you and erupts with a huge BELCH!


Action: belittle
Response:
>
...You call that funny?
Simple:
>
Oh, how funny. :)
Direct:
>
Nickz is belittling you at several feeble attempts at humour!


Action: bink
Response:
>
...BINK.
Simple:
>
Nickz is binking.
Direct:
>
Nickz is binking you in a norti way!


Action: birthday
Response:
>
...Happy Birthday!
Simple:
>
Nickz wonders whose Birthday it is today <hint> 
Direct:
>
Nickz is singing "Happy Birthday" to you and gives you birthday kisses!


Action: biscuit
Response:
>
...Eat'em Up Yum Yum!!!
Simple:
>
Nickz is munching on Frisco's Crispy Nabisco Disco Biscuits and he GOES OFF!!! <RAVE>
Direct:
>
Nickz is handing you 11 famous Frisco Crispy Nabisco Disco Biscuits <yum yum>!


Action: bitch
Response:
>
...What a BITCH!!
Simple:
>
Nickz is being a total BITCH!! <whisper whisper>
Direct:
>
"That's it, you! I'm going to claw your eyes out, BITCH!", sneers Nickz. <slap!>


Action: biteme
Response:
>
...Norti! :)
Simple:
>
Nickz snorts derisively and snaps, "Bite me!" <growl>
Direct:
>
Nickz glares at you and growls, "Bite me!" <snort>


Action: bleep
Response:
>
...Bass!
Simple:
>
Nickz gets into a 128bpm groove, subsonic bass woo woo trip!
Direct:
>
Nickz is bleeping you! MAB!


Action: blink
Response:
>
...Blink, blink!
Simple:
>
Nickz is blinking his eyes in disbelief!
Direct:
>
Nickz is blinking in disbelief at you!


Action: bond
Response:
>
...Lust!
Simple:
>
"Can we have a quality moment here please? Just one?", says Nickz.
Direct:
>
Nickz is joining you in a very bonding moment!


Action: bonk
Response:
>
...BONK.
Simple:
>
Nickz is bonking.
Direct:
>
Nickz is bonking you in a norti way!


Action: boo
Response:
>
...BOO!
Simple:
>
Nickz, the BOO-men, and the banshee are all going BOO!!!
Direct:
>
Nickz, the BOO-men, and the banshee are all going BOO!!! to you!


Action: boof
Response:
>
...SSSSSUUUUUSSSSSPPPPPEEEEENNNNNDDDDDEEEEEDDDDD!!!!!!!
Simple:
>
Nickz is looking for a BooF!
Direct:
>
Nickz is BooFinG you SiLlY­!


Action: boot
Response:
>
..."üúMz47îøør{‘"!
Simple:
>
Nickz boots his computer in sheer frustration!
Direct:
>
Nickz is booting you out of chat!


Action: bop
Response:
>
...Thmpt!
Simple:
>
Nickz is bopping his!
Direct:
>
Nickz is bopping you!


Action: borg
Response:
>
Borg!
Simple:
>
Nickz finks Borg <wif you> winkle funiness!! heeeee....
Direct:
>
Hey! you! That Borg don't fit there!! Get your own Honey smacks!! :)


Action: boring
Response:
>
...Oh, it's not THAT bad, is it?
Simple:
>
Nickz is finding all this quite boring!
Direct:
>
"You are an utter BORE!", Nickz says to you!


Action: bounce
Response:
>
...Woowoo!
Simple:
>
******** Nickz IS boUNciNG ARouND IN glEE!
Direct:
>
Nickz IS boUNciNG ARouND wiTH you IN glEE!


Action: bow
Response:
>
...At your service!
Simple:
>
Nickz is bowing proudly.
Direct:
>
Nickz is bowing to you in thanks for good words of praise!


Action: brain
Response:
>
...If I only had a brain.
Simple:
>
Nickz's brain isn't workworkworkworkworkworkworking!
Direct:
>
"If you only had a brain!", sneers Nickz.


Action: buggery
Response:
>
...Temper, temper!
Simple:
>
"Bloody buggery!", screams Nickz.
Direct:
>
"Bloody buggery!", Nickz screams at you.


Action: bum
Response:
>
...Oh no!
Simple:
>
Nickz moves to the nearest wall and puts his bum to it!
Direct:
>
Nickz cries, "Bums to the wall! you are here!"


Action: bus
Response:
>
..HONK!!HHOONNKK!!!!
Simple:
>
Nickz sights a BuS in the distance..........BuS
Direct:
>
Nickz is tying you to the back of a BuS with Leather Straps!


Action: buzz
Response:
>
...What's happening?
Simple:
>
Nickz sings, "What's the buzz, tell me what's a happenin'!"
Direct:
>
Nickz sings to you, "What's the buzz, tell me what's a happenin'!"


Action: c00l
Response:
>
... YOU are seriously cool!
Simple:
>
Nickz detects some seriously cool people in channel!
Direct:
>
Nickz thinks you are seriously COOL!


Action: car
Response:
>
...Cathump! <squish>
Simple:
>
Nickz grabs some KY and goes to service his car!
Direct:
>
With a secret smile, Nickz casually backs over you with his car!


Action: caress
Response:
>
...Oh Baby!
Simple:
>
"You can caress me all night long, Sweety!", Nickz purrs!
Direct:
>
Nickz is gently caressing you with a twinkle in his eyes!


Action: carma
Response:
>
...<SqUiSh>
Simple:
>
Nickz is playing CARMAGEDDON and looking for Grannies!!!
Direct:
>
Nickz pulls you out of chat and throws you into CARMAGEDDON. <SqUiSh>


Action: casual
Response:
>
Doin' the circuit...
Simple:
>
Nickz is looking for some casual sex...
Direct:
>
Nickz says to you, "Baby - I'm UP for some casual sex... Are you?"


Action: champ
Response:
>
...Cheer!
Simple:
>
"What a champion!", Nickz cheers.
Direct:
>
"You're such a champion!", Nickz cheers to you.


Action: chup
Response:
>
...Sugar frenzy!!
Simple:
>
Nickz is throwing Chupa Chups at everyone unexpectedly!
Direct:
>
Nickz hands you his favourite flavour of Chupa Chup!!


Action: ciaobabe
Response:
>
...Ciao babes!
Simple:
>
Nickz waves to everyone. "Ciao babes!"
Direct:
>
Nickz blows you a kiss. "Ciao babe!"


Action: cinnamon
Response:
>
...Mmmm...Yumm!
Simple:
>
°°° Nickz is munching on a sugary slice of rich Cinnamon Toast! °°°
Direct:
>
°°° Nickz serves you a delicious slice of Cinnamon Toast! °°°


Action: clap
Response:
>
...Clap, clap!
Simple:
>
Nickz is clapping wildly!
Direct:
>
Nickz is clapping in admiration for you!


Action: club
Response:
>
...Send for the plumber!
Simple:
>
Nickz groans, "Join the club..."
Direct:
>
Nickz is clubbing you to death with a lead pipe!


Action: clue
Response:
>
...Searching for clues.
Simple:
>
Nickz shrugs his shoulders, "I've got no idea."
Direct:
>
Nickz says to you, "Here's a dollar, go buy a clue!"


Action: coffee
Response:
>
..."White with one thanks..."
Simple:
>
Nickz is on a CaFfIeNe HigH! <weeeeee boingweeeeee boing>!eeeeeew gnoibweeeeee boing
Direct:
>
Nickz is giving you a very STRONGSTRONGSTRONG cup of COFFEE! "Here, skull this!"


Action: colour
Response:
>
...Woah, isn't this colourful!
Simple:
>
"Action words on ACTIVE are very colourful", Nickz exclaims!
Direct:
>
Nickz exclaims, "you are a very colourful person!"


Action: comedy
Response:
>
...That was funny!
Simple:
>
Nickz says, "Ah... comedy."
Direct:
>
Nickz holds up a red and yellow sign to you that says: JOKE


Action: comfort
Response:
>
...Awww, how kind of you.
Simple:
>
Nickz offers his sympathy in a generous manner.
Direct:
>
Nickz is comforting you, and offering his sympathy.


Action: condom
Response:
>
...Rubber saves!
Simple:
>
"If it's not on, it's not ON!", says Nickz.
Direct:
>
"Hey you! Don't be silly! Put a condom on your willy!", says Nickz.


Action: confuse
Response:
>
...WhichWhereWhenWhatWhyWho??
Simple:
>
Nickz is confused!
Direct:
>
Nickz looks at you in utter confusion and wonders what's going on!


Action: congrats
Response:
>
...Yayee!
Simple:
>
"Well Done!!", says Nickz.
Direct:
>
Nickz is congratulating you!


Action: cook
Response:
>
...Fry!
Simple:
>
Chef Nickz cooks!
Direct:
>
Chef Nickz is cooking you lightly on both sides!


Action: cool!
Response:
>
YOU are SERIOUSLY COOL ...
Simple:
>
Nickz detects some SERIOUSLY COOL CL LC LOOC LC CL COOL people in this channel!!!
Direct:
>
Nickz thinks that you are SERIOUSLY COOL CL LC LOOC LC CL COOL !!!


Action: credit
Response:
>
...Not a chance, scumbag!
Simple:
>
Nickz shouts, "Sponsor Active to get more credits you bleedin' LEECH!"
Direct:
>
"Buy your own, scumbag", Nickz says to you!


Action: creds
Response:
>
...Own up, scumbag!
Simple:
>
Nickz wishes Active would stop stealing his credits!
Direct:
>
Nickz is telling you to stop stealing his credits! GRR!


Action: cry
Response:
>
...Awww, poor baby!
Simple:
>
Nickz is crying his little heart out...!
Direct:
>
Nickz sobs to you his life story!


Action: cuddle
Response:
>
...Awww, Warm'n'nice.
Simple:
>
Nickz wants a nice warm cuddle! :(
Direct:
>
This is nice! Nickz is warmly cuddling you!


Action: cuddles
Response:
>
...Hey MR CUDDLES!! <warm and snuggly!>
Simple:
>
Nickz slips on his Mr Cuddles T-Shirt and tries his hardest to look cuddly!
Direct:
>
Nickz is showing you why he is Mr Cuddles! <cuddle>


Action: cutie
Response:
>
...Aww How CutE!
Simple:
>
Nickz is about to hug someone CutE!
Direct:
>
Nickz is hugging you for being sooo CutE!


Action: cya
Response:
>
...Bibi!
Simple:
>
Nickz will miss all you chattees until next time!
Direct:
>
Nickz is wishing farewell to you!


Action: dag
Response:
>
...ABBAWoo!
Simple:
>
Nickz is being a dag!
Direct:
>
Nickz thinks you are a real dag!


Action: daisy
Response:
>
...Plug One!
Simple:
>
OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO
Nickz is thinking of a Daisy age...
Direct:
>
Nickz turns to you and puts daisies in your hair!


Action: damn
Response:
>
...Now be nice!
Simple:
>
Nickz is angry! <hiss>
Direct:
>
"Argh! Damn!", Nickz screams at you!


Action: dance
Response:
>
...Tra la la!
Simple:
>
Nickz is dancing around with a look of utter rapture on his face!
Direct:
>
"Let's boogie baby!", Nickz spins you around!


Action: dark
Response:
>
...Who turned out the lights?! <dark>
Simple:
>
Nickz is getting very dark!
Direct:
>
Nickz is getting very dark with you!


Action: deal
Response:
>
...Gee Whizz!
Simple:
>
Nickz twirls his finger in the air, "Wow! Big Deal!"
Direct:
>
Nickz says, "Hey you! Let's make a deal!"


Action: destroy
Response:
>
...Rampage!
Simple:
>
Grabbing an axe in rage, Nickz proceeds to smash up his poota!
Direct:
>
Nickz cries in delight, "I've destroyed your credibility now - ahar!" :-)


Action: die
Response:
>
...Die!
Simple:
>
Nickz whispers, "It's a fine night to die!", and dies quietly.
Direct:
>
Nickz is telling you to drop dead!


Action: dill
Response:
>
...Aww, wassa' matter?
Simple:
>
Nickz is being a dill!
Direct:
>
Nickz thinks you are being a dill! <grin>


Action: disagree
Response:
>
...That's not true!
Simple:
>
"You're wrong!", Nickz exclaims!
Direct:
>
"Sorry - gotta disagree with you there!", Nickz says to you!


Action: divine
Response:
>
...Boi!
Simple:
>
Nickz sings, "You think you're a man but you're only a boi!"
Direct:
>
Nickz sings to you, "You think you're a man, but you're only a boi!"


Action: dodge
Response:
>
...Phew, that was close!
Simple:
>
Nickz is dodging a hail of abuse!
Direct:
>
Nickz leaps aside from you, to escape attack!


Action: dood
Response:
>
...G0t any WaReZ d00d?
Simple:
>
Nickz is a WaReZ D00D
Direct:
>
Nickz asks you...What's your latest WaReZ, D00D?


Action: dooh!
Response:
>
...D'oh!
Simple:
>
Nickz is frustrated! Ohhh D'oh!
Direct:
>
Nickz looks at you and shakes his head in frustration! Oh D'oh!


Action: doubt
Response:
>
...Hmmm!
Simple:
>
Nickz is a bit dubious about that!
Direct:
>
"STOP FIBBING!", Nickz shouts at you!


Action: dream
Response:
>
...Off in the land of Nod!
Simple:
>
Nickz is off in the land of Nod.
Direct:
>
Nickz is dreaming blissfully about you in an enchanted world! <sigh>


Action: drink
Response:
>
...Have anojher on1 (hic)
Simple:
>
Nickz si pourinf himself anojher drikn! (hic)
Direct:
>
Nickz is pouring you another drink!


Action: duck
Response:
>
...See it coming!
Simple:
>
Nickz is ducking out of this!
Direct:
>
Nickz is avoiding blows from you!


Action: duh
Response:
>
...Duh!
Simple:
>
"Duh!", Nickz yells scratching his head in ignorance!
Direct:
>
"Duh!", Nickz yells at you, "Well done!"


Action: dumb
Response:
>
...No! I'm right! <nod>
Simple:
>
Nickz has stuck his foot in his mouth! <AGAIN!>
Direct:
>
Nickz is not listening to you, "You're wrong! You moron!"


Action: dunno
Response:
>
...What are you talking about?!
Simple:
>
Nickz has absolutely no idea!
Direct:
>
"I wouldn't have a clue!", Nickz says to you.


Action: duster
Response:
>
...Temptation lurks!!!
Simple:
>
Nickz looks for his FEATHER DUSTER!!!!
Direct:
>
Nickz tickles you on the LUSCIOUS BUTT with his FEATHER DUSTER!!!!


Action: eat
Response:
>
...Munch!
Simple:
>
Nickz is eating!
Direct:
>
Nickz is eating you!


Action: eek
Response:
>
...<Gosh>!
Simple:
>
Nickz is terribly frightened!
Direct:
>
Nickz is frightened of you!


Action: eleven
Response:
>
...NONE MORE BLACK!
Simple:
>
Nickz is going completely off his dial! <1...2...10... 11>
Direct:
>
Nickz shows you his amplifier, "This goes to eleven!"


Action: embrace
Response:
>
...mmmmmMMMMMmmm!
Simple:
>
Nickz needs a warm, loving embrace.
Direct:
>
Nickz cuddles up to you in a passionate embrace.


Action: envy
Response:
>
...OooooOOOOhhh I hate you!
Simple:
>
Nickz is GREEN with envy!
Direct:
>
Nickz is extremely jealous of you!


Action: err
Response:
>
...HiQ.
Simple:
>
"Err, right, sure thing, whatever you say.." says Nickz.
Direct:
>
"Err, right. You're a knob." Nickz says to you.


Action: eyebrow
Response:
>
...How Intriguing
Simple:
>
Nickz raises his eyebrow in interest
Direct:
>
Nickz turns to you and raises his eyebrow


Action: faint
Response:
>
...Oh my!
Simple:
>
Nickz takes a step back from chat and faints!
Direct:
>
Nickz looks at you and faints!


Action: family
Response:
>
...FaMiLy!
Simple:
>
Nickz is giving his sista! a sisterly HUG!
Direct:
>
Nickz thinks you are a-dor-able!


Action: farewell
Response:
>
...Farewell all!
Simple:
>
Nickz is bidding you all a very goodnight!
Direct:
>
"G'night, sweet dreams, sleep tight!", Nickz waves to you.


Action: fart
Response:
>
...Prb.
Simple:
>
Nickz is pressing his cheeks against the wall! <prb prb>
Direct:
>
Nickz is farting rudely at you! <prb prb>


Action: fed
Response:
>
...G0t any B0ardZ d00d?
Simple:
>
Nickz is a FeD D00D
Direct:
>
Nickz says to you "Gimme a pirate board to bust D00D!"


Action: file
Response:
>
...Please, mummy!
Simple:
>
Nickz is offering candy around.
Direct:
>
Nickz is offering you candy! <wink>


Action: finger
Response:
>
...Up yours!
Simple:
>
Nickz holds up his middle finger, "Get stuffed!" <grin>
Direct:
>
Nickz is giving you the finger!


Action: fishy
Response:
>
...Oh fishy, fishy, fishy, fish!
Simple:
>
Nickz is playing "Find The Fish"...
Direct:
>
Nickz is joining you in a fish slapping dance!


Action: flame
Response:
>
...Put on your flame suit!
Simple:
>
Nickz puts on his flame suit <flame:on>!
Direct:
>
Nickz is flaming you! ...Yeouch, watch them flames!


Action: flashy
Response:
>
ú.ùRUDE!ù.ú
Simple:
>
Nickz is flashing his norti bits openly!
Direct:
>
Nickz is surreptitiously flashing his norti bits at you!


Action: flip
Response:
>
...Wee_Boing!
Simple:
>
Nickz is doing backflips in uncontrollable glee!
Direct:
>
Nickz is flipping out at you!


Action: flirt
Response:
>
...Hey sexy - how 'bout it?
Simple:
>
Nickz is seductively undoing the button on his jeans!
Direct:
>
Nickz is looking at you with a sparkle in his eyes!


Action: flowers
Response:
>
...Say It With Love!
Simple:
>
Nickz is preparing a bouquet of flowers!
Direct:
>
Nickz hands you a bouquet of flowers!


Action: fly
Response:
>
...Soaring on the wings of an eagle!
Simple:
>
Nickz is flying high in the sky!
Direct:
>
"Sorry man!", Nickz says to you. "Gotta Fly!"


Action: focl
Response:
>
...OUCH!!
Simple:
>
Nickz Falls Off The Chair Laughing!!!
Direct:
>
Nickz Falls Off The Chair Laughing At you!!!


Action: fondle
Response:
>
...Kinky!!
Simple:
>
Nickz is fondling himself!
Direct:
>
Nickz is fondling you in a lustful way!


Action: food
Response:
>
...Remember, don't shoot food!
Simple:
>
Green Nickz needs food, badly!
Direct:
>
"Blue you, your life force is running out", says Nickz.


Action: fop
Response:
>
...Wielding your fop bottle you strike!
Simple:
>
Nickz is WooWoo <fop> <fop> YAYing!
Direct:
>
Nickz is fopping you severely about the head and neck!


Action: foppalong
Response:
>
....Woah fopaLONG!
Simple:
>
Nickz is fopping along to a wicked mab cooly!
Direct:
>
Nickz is fopping along with you in a cool and hypergolisticfopper way! <wowowowowow FOP!!> FOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Action: fopsta
Response:
>
...Fop!
Simple:
>
Fop!
Direct:
>
Fop you!


Action: forgive
Response:
>
...Absolution!
Simple:
>
Nickz is in a forgiving mood!
Direct:
>
Nickz forgives you!


Action: french
Response:
>
...Runny!
Simple:
>
Nickz likes sloppy French kisses! ÛÛÛ
Direct:
>
Nickz is giving you a sloppy French kiss! ÛÛÛ


Action: fright
Response:
>
...Yikes!
Simple:
>
Nickz looks around frightened out of his wits!
Direct:
>
Nickz whispers hoarsley, "God! you frightened me half to death!"


Action: frown
Response:
>
...Grim look!
Simple:
>
Nickz is frowning darkly.
Direct:
>
Nickz is frowning darkly at you.


Action: fun
Response:
>
...WooWoo! Fun in yer Face!!
Simple:
>
Nickz likes calling Active Fun Entertainment BBS. Fun in yer Face!!
Direct:
>
Nickz slips on his ** Active T-Shirt ** and puts some fun into your face!!


Action: garbage
Response:
>
...You make me sick!
Simple:
>
Nickz shouts, "What a load of garbage!"
Direct:
>
Nickz exclaims to you, "Gawd your mouth is like a garbage truck!"


Action: gasp
Response:
>
...WOW!
Simple:
>
Nickz is gasping in sheer amazement!
Direct:
>
Nickz is gasping at you with his mouth wide open!


Action: getalife
Response:
>
...SHEESH!
Simple:
>
[...Nickz is going off in search of a life...]
Direct:
>
Nickz shouts loudly at you, "Get a life!"


Action: giggle
Response:
>
...Tee! Hee! Hee!
Simple:
>
Nickz is giggling in a fit of uncontrollable mirth!
Direct:
>
"You silly duffer!", Nickz giggles to you. :-)


Action: glare
Response:
>
...You, you you!
Simple:
>
Nickz is glaring angrily around the channel.
Direct:
>
Nickz is glaring at you.


Action: glass
Response:
>
...melt glass? asif!
Simple:
>
Nickz is mesmerised by the melting glass!
Direct:
>
Nickz turns to you and says "wanna shove another bottle in fire"


Action: glikzorp!
Response:
>
...!!!!!!
Simple:
>
Nickz shouts momentarily, foams at the mouth and shivers feverishly!
Direct:
>
ÞÛÝ Nickz suddenly spins around to Nickz and screams mindlessly!!! ÞÛÝ


Action: go!
Response:
>
...GET LOST!!
Simple:
>
"I'm going!", says Nickz.
Direct:
>
"you, just $%@#$ go away!", screams Nickz.


Action: goat
Response:
>
...Kinky
Simple:
>
Nickz tells you to go BLOW a GOAT!!
Direct:
>
Nickz thinks that you should go BLOW a GOAT!!


Action: grasp
Response:
>
...Wow! That's amazing!
Simple:
>
Nickz has finally grasped that concept!
Direct:
>
Nickz remarks, "your grasp of the obvious is astounding!"


Action: grin
Response:
>
...What a sly grin!
Simple:
>
Nickz is grinning from ear to ear.
Direct:
>
Nickz is grinning at you.


Action: grope
Response:
>
....OoOoOHhhH!
Simple:
>
Nickz asks casually, "Anyone wanna GROPE?"
Direct:
>
Nickz is groping your norti bits! (OoOoH!)


Action: grot
Response:
>
...Festy Pengo, custard tart thingy... <nod>
Simple:
>
Nickz thinks that is EXTREMELY Grotty!!!! <Yech!>
Direct:
>
Nickz turns to you and remarks, "You are SUCH a Grot!!!!" <Yech!>


Action: growl
Response:
>
...Grrrrrrrrr!
Simple:
>
Nickz is growling ominously.
Direct:
>
Nickz is growling angrily at you!


Action: gruffle
Response:
>
...Slurp! :-)
Simple:
>
Nickz is looking for someone to gruffle!
Direct:
>
Nickz is gruffling you in a nice, moist fashion. :-)


Action: guess
Response:
>
...Good guess!
Simple:
>
"Take a guess!", insists Nickz.
Direct:
>
"Is that a wild guess or what?", Nickz says to you.


Action: haggis
Response:
>
...Och aye!
Simple:
>
Hmmm, hoots toots, Nickz sees a hoard of hagii approaching! <trundle trundle>
Direct:
>
Nickz serves you a luverly haggis dish!


Action: haircut
Response:
>
...Snip, snip!
Simple:
>
Nickz needs a haircut!
Direct:
>
Nickz whips out the scissors and gives you a haircut!


Action: handshake
Response:
>
...Shake, shake!
Simple:
>
Nickz shakes hands with everyone!
Direct:
>
Nickz shakes hands in friendship with you.


Action: handsoff
Response:
>
...Watch it buddy! <growl>
Simple:
>
Nickz is taking his hands OFF!
Direct:
>
Nickz yells, "Hey you! Get your hands OFF blah blah...!"


Action: hate
Response:
>
...Very hateful ú
Simple:
>
Nickz is in a hateful mood ú
Direct:
>
Nickz looks at you hatefully ú


Action: headbutt
Response:
>
...Ouch.. is that love?
Simple:
>
Out of sheer frustration, Nickz headbutts the nearest wall!
Direct:
>
Nickz headbutts you affectionately.


Action: hello!!
Response:
>
...HeLLo!
Simple:
>
Nickz says, "...Hello.. Hello.. hELlo HelloeLLOloloELLO!"
Direct:
>
Nickz says to you, "hELlo!"


Action: hickey
Response:
>
...Suck!
Simple:
>
Nickz wants a Hickey!HickeyHickey
Direct:
>
Nickz is giving you a big PurplePPuurrppllee Hickey!


Action: hide
Response:
>
...Quick, run!
Simple:
>
Nickz is hiding!
Direct:
>
Nickz is looking for somewhere to hide from you!


Action: hit
Response:
>
...Thwack!
Simple:
>
Nickz is hitting things indiscriminately!
Direct:
>
Nickz is hitting you with a rubber mallot!


Action: horny
Response:
>
...Pant!
Simple:
>
Nickz wonders if anyone is Horny tonight..
Direct:
>
Nickz asks you in his most erotic voice, "Are you Horny tonight?"


Action: horse
Response:
>
...Neeeiiigggh!
Simple:
>
Nickz wants to go Horseback riding! <Whinny!>
Direct:
>
Nickz is offering you the services of his horse! <Neeeiiiggghhh!>


Action: hudson
Response:
>
...No - Have you?
Simple:
>
Game Over, Man! Game Over!!
Direct:
>
"Hey, you!", Nickz sneers at you, "Have you ever been mistaken for a man?"


Action: hug
Response:
>
...Awww, how sweet!
Simple:
>
Nickz wants a hug!
Direct:
>
Nickz hugs you close!


Action: hugasm
Response:
>
...Ooooooo Do It To Me Baby!
Simple:
>
Nickz is enjoying a multiple hugasm! <OoooooooO> 
Direct:
>
 Nickz is giving you multiple hugasms! 


Action: huggle
Response:
>
...HUGGLE!
Simple:
>
Nickz looks around sheepishly and asks, "Can I have a HUGGLE?"
Direct:
>
Nickz takes you into his arms for a big, strong HUGGLE!


Action: humour
Response:
>
...Hee-hee!
Simple:
>
Nickz is being very funny! :)
Direct:
>
Nickz is humouring you in a patronising way!


Action: ibum
Response:
>
...You're just jealous! :)
Simple:
>
"Serves you right for having an IBuM!", taunts Nickz.
Direct:
>
Nickz comforts you for being the owner of an IBuM!


Action: illusion
Response:
>
...8 ball... corner pocket!...
Simple:
>
Nickz grabs his drink shaker and whips up an instant Jug Of Illusions!
Direct:
>
Nickz looks at you, smiles, and hands over a Jug Of Illusions!


Action: incest
Response:
>
...Bloody Tasmanians!!!
Simple:
>
Nickz is yearning to BE with his family [seedy smile]
Direct:
>
Nickz bends you over his workhorse for brotherly INCEST!


Action: inject
Response:
>
...Wow, how stimulating!
Simple:
>
Nickz tries to inject some humour into chat! <Unsuccessfully!>
Direct:
>
Nickz grumbles, "Trying to inject humour into you is like pulling teeth!"


Action: insist
Response:
>
...You'd know, wouldn't you?
Simple:
>
"I'm right!", Nickz insists.
Direct:
>
Nickz insists, "Yup, you are right!"


Action: jaja
Response:
>
...Ja Ja!
Simple:
>
Nickz is saying, "Ja Ja!"
Direct:
>
Nickz turns to you and says, "Ja Ja!"


Action: jelly!
Response:
>
...Squelch!
Simple:
>
Nickz has turned into a puddle of jelly.
Direct:
>
Nickz is throwing jelly at you!


Action: joh
Response:
>
...Stick to worm farming!
Simple:
>
Nickz doesn't know what isn't happenning yesterday now!
Direct:
>
Nickz looks around at you, "You hit the nail right on the rolling stone ... don't you worry about that, Jana!"


Action: joke
Response:
>
...What a joke!
Simple:
>
Nickz is trying to tell a joke, but isn't having much success!
Direct:
>
Nickz is telling you not to quit your dayjob!


Action: jump
Response:
>
...Go jump in the lake!
Simple:
>
Nickz is looking for the nearest cliff.
Direct:
>
"Go jump in the lake! You're full of it!", Nickz tells you.


Action: kick
Response:
>
...So violent!
Simple:
>
Nickz kicks his poota in utter frustration!
Direct:
>
Nickz is kicking you in the head!


Action: kinky
Response:
>
...Ooer, goodness!
Simple:
>
Nickz is being very kinky!
Direct:
>
Nickz is imagining you being a part of his most wild, kinky fantasies! :)


Action: kiss
Response:
>
...Awww, how sweet of you!
Simple:
>
Nickz is blowing you a kiss!
Direct:
>
Nickz has just kissed you lightly on the cheek!


Action: kissy
Response:
>
...Kissy_Kissy!
Simple:
>
Nickz is preparing to be smothered in kissies!
Direct:
>
Nickz is smothering your body in hundreds of delicate kisses!


Action: lapdance
Response:
>
... Ooh, OOH, OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!! [thrust] :)
Simple:
>
Champion lapdancer Nickz is demonstrating what he does best!
Direct:
>
Nickz is dancing erotically between your legs!


Action: lapsit
Response:
>
...How twee!!! :)
Simple:
>
Nickz opens his arms and makes space on his lap! <hint> :)
Direct:
>
Nickz sits in your lap and gives you a cuddle. :)


Action: laugh
Response:
>
...Bwahahaha!
Simple:
>
Nickz is laughing his head off!
Direct:
>
Nickz is laughing at you!


Action: legend
Response:
>
... Boony! ...
Simple:
>
"What a deadset legend!", Nickz cheers.
Direct:
>
"You're a deadset legend!", Nickz cheers to you.


Action: lesbian
Response:
>
...Stop that, it's silly!
Simple:
>
Stop that, it's silly!
Direct:
>
Stop that you, it's silly!


Action: liar
Response:
>
...Codwollops!
Simple:
>
Nickz thinks that is a Lie !
Direct:
>
Nickz is telling you to stop being such a Liar !


Action: lick
Response:
>
...Slurp slurp!
Simple:
>
Nickz is licking his lips in anticipation!
Direct:
>
Nickz turns and licks you on the ear!


Action: logic
Response:
>
...How can that be?
Simple:
>
"This isn't not ain't making no sense!", Nickz cries!
Direct:
>
Nickz is at a loss trying to understand you!


Action: loonie
Response:
>
...WoT a LoOnIe FuKkeR! :)
Simple:
>
Nickz is having another LoOnIe AtTaCk!
Direct:
>
Nickz is being ToTallY LoOnIe with you!


Action: love
Response:
>
...Sigh.
Simple:
>
--- Nickz is in love --> 
Direct:
>
Nickz is loving you in a sweet way. 


Action: lower
Response:
>
...Idiot!
Simple:
>
Nickz lowers his head and shakes it slowly.
Direct:
>
Nickz lowers his head and shakes it slowly at you.


Action: ludi
Response:
>
...LuDiCrOUs!
Simple:
>
Nickz is chortling and behaving in a ludicrous manner!
Direct:
>
Nickz is chortling at that ludicrous comment by you!


Action: lust
Response:
>
...Oh YEAH!
Simple:
>
Nickz has a look of lust in his eyes! <ooer>
Direct:
>
Nickz is lusting after you!


Action: mac
Response:
>
...LOSER!!!!!!
Simple:
>
Nickz is cursing Macintrashes!
Direct:
>
Nickz curses you for owning a Macintrash.


Action: manhug
Response:
>
...Hug! <Deep Voice> :)
Simple:
>
Nickz is hoping for a brotherly hug!
Direct:
>
Nickz hugs you close in a brotherly, affectionate way!


Action: massage
Response:
>
...You've got the magic touch!
Simple:
>
Nickz is massaging himself vigorously!
Direct:
>
Nickz is giving you a sensuous massage!


Action: meanie
Response:
>
...such a MEANIE!!
Simple:
>
Nickz glares and screams, "MEANIE!!!"
Direct:
>
Nickz screams MEANIE!!! at you and then retreats to a corner to sulk!


Action: medal
Response:
>
...I award you with this medal!
Simple:
>
Nickz is accepting his medal!
Direct:
>
Nickz thinks that you should get a medal!


Action: megarofl
Response:
>
...Call the ambulance!
Simple:
>
Nickz is under the table in stitches!
Direct:
>
Nickz is under the table mega-laughing at you!


Action: mintie
Response:
>
...MinTieS!
Simple:
>
Nickz is offering everyone MinTieS!
Direct:
>
Nickz says to you, "It's moments like these, you need MinTieS!!".


Action: miss
Response:
>
...Like the deserts miss the rain!
Simple:
>
Nickz is missing somebody lots and lots!
Direct:
>
Nickz is longing to be with you! <pine>


Action: moan
Response:
>
...Oooh baby!
Simple:
>
Nickz is moaning softly!
Direct:
>
"Oooh, do it to me baby!", Nickz moans to you!


Action: mote
Response:
>
HEahHAEhEhahEAhaee...
Simple:
>
EhahEhaehAhhehaEhaHNickzEAhehAhEHAheaEHAhEHaheaehh a hae ae kja hask sahd sakh asdh EHEHEha Eaheheahae :)
Direct:
>
Nickz Ehahe says to you Rh a he EHEhahehaehEhahEAhe ha heae heeehaEheAE hah eaeh :)


Action: movie
Response:
>
...Be there! - or be David.
Simple:
>
Nickz announces that the next ACTIVE Movie Night is on Sat 11th of March!!
Direct:
>
Nickz reminds you that the next ACTIVE Movie Night is on Sat 11th of March!!


Action: munchies
Response:
>
...Who's got the munchies?
Simple:
>
"Who's got the munchies?", Nickz asks.
Direct:
>
Nickz asks, "Throw me the nibblies, you!"


Action: mushy
Response:
>
...Sigh. 
Simple:
>
Nickz has gone hopelessly mushy with lust. <sigh>
Direct:
>
Nickz has gone hopelessly mushy just thinking about you! <love>


Action: myopic
Response:
>
...Where are you?
Simple:
>
"O dobt wank!", claims Nickz, "O cab see petfectly!"
Direct:
>
Nickz exclaims to you, "Your short sightedness is due to too much wanking!"


Action: naff
Response:
>
...Naff.
Simple:
>
Nickz says naff off!
Direct:
>
Nickz is telling you to naff off!


Action: naive
Response:
>
...Huh?!?
Simple:
>
"I don't geddit!", sobs Nickz.
Direct:
>
"I don't know what you are talking about!", screams Nickz.


Action: name
Response:
>
...But names will never hurt me!
Simple:
>
"Sticks and stones may break my bones!", cries Nickz!
Direct:
>
"you are blah blah...!", cries Nickz!


Action: negative
Response:
>
...I don't anti-think that isn't not the case!
Simple:
>
"You aren't not putting enough double negatives in your sentences!", exclaims Nickz sarcastically, "Don't try not using fewer!"
Direct:
>
Nickz doesn't think that you isn't not using negatives too much!


Action: nein
Response:
>
...Nein.
Simple:
>
Nickz is saying, "Nein nein!"
Direct:
>
Nickz turns to you and says, "Nein nein!"


Action: nibble
Response:
>
...Nibble, nibble.
Simple:
>
"Hey, can I have a nibble of that?", says Nickz.
Direct:
>
Nickz is nibbling on you! (You don't want to know where!)


Action: nicely
Response:
>
...Hmmm!
Simple:
>
Nickz thinks that is nice!
Direct:
>
Nickz thinks you are nice! <wink>


Action: nobonk
Response:
>
You're such a tease...
Simple:
>
Nickz cries out with sheer delight "NO BONKING" <tease>
Direct:
>
Nickz flashes his legs and teases "you can look, but can't touch"


Action: nod
Response:
>
...Nod.
Simple:
>
Nickz is nodding his head affirmatively.
Direct:
>
Nickz is nodding to you in agreement.


Action: nog
Response:
>
...Nog.
Simple:
>
Nickz is nogging his head affirmatively.
Direct:
>
Nickz is nogging to you in agreement.


Action: nohug
Response:
>
...Hmmf!
Simple:
>
Nickz is not hugging anyone!
Direct:
>
Nickz is not hugging you!


Action: nolike
Response:
>
...Ouch!
Simple:
>
Nickz does not like this!
Direct:
>
Nickz does not like you! <Ouch!>


Action: noprobs
Response:
>
...Cool |)
Simple:
>
Nickz sits back and says, "Yeah cool .. no probs!"
Direct:
>
Nickz says to you, "No probs!"


Action: norti
Response:
>
...Um ar!
Simple:
>
Nickz yells, "Ooer!!! Norti!!!"
Direct:
>
Nickz turns to you waving his index finger and says, "Norti Norti!"


Action: nose
Response:
>
...A nose, a nose, my kingdom for a nose!
Simple:
>
Nickz is touching his nose, knowingly!
Direct:
>
Nickz growls: "Listen, you - keep your nose out of my business!"


Action: note
Response:
>
...Let me jot that down!
Simple:
>
Nickz is noting that remark down in his diary!
Direct:
>
Nickz notes you in his diary for later reference!


Action: notice
Response:
>
...Notice what?
Simple:
>
Nickz saw nothing.
Direct:
>
Nickz says: "I saw you, but I chose to ignore you!"


Action: nudge
Response:
>
...Nudge, nudge!
Simple:
>
You're being nudged by Nickz!
Direct:
>
Nickz has just given you a nudge in the ribs!


Action: nuke
Response:
>
...Pink truffle sponge!
Simple:
>
Nickz has set off a nuclear bomb in this channel! Quick Run!
Direct:
>
Nickz is nuking you!


Action: offend
Response:
>
...How offensive!
Simple:
>
Nickz takes great offence at that!
Direct:
>
"I take great offence at that, you!", says Nickz.


Action: orgasm
Response:
>
...Ooooooo Do It To Me Baby!
Simple:
>
Nickz is enjoying a multiple orgasm! <OoooooooO> 
Direct:
>
 Nickz is giving you multiple orgasms! 


Action: ouch
Response:
>
...@#$% OUCH!!
Simple:
>
Nickz yells, "OUCH..!!" <grumble>
Direct:
>
Nickz turns to you and yells, "OUCH..!!" <grumble>


Action: pash
Response:
>
...Schlurrrrp!! =)
Simple:
>
Nickz is awaiting his pash!
Direct:
>
Nickz is giving you a huge slippery pash!


Action: passion
Response:
>
...Oui!
Simple:
>
Nickz is looking for passion!
Direct:
>
Nickz holds you and stares deep into your eyes, murmurs sweet zilches, and disrobes slowly!


Action: pathetic
Response:
>
...PaThetHic!
Simple:
>
Nickz thinks that is paThethic!...dead roses @)-`-,--`---
Direct:
>
Nickz thinks you is paThethic!...dead rose @)-`-,--`---


Action: peck
Response:
>
...Stick the tongue in!
Simple:
>
Nickz is hoping for a KISS!
Direct:
>
Nickz just kissed you softly on the lips!


Action: pervert
Response:
>
...I was framed!
Simple:
>
Nickz is NOT a pervert!
Direct:
>
Nickz is trying to convince you, "I'm NOT a pervert!"


Action: phone
Response:
>
...Yodel!
Simple:
>
Nickz is answerin' the phonE!
Direct:
>
Nickz thinks you needs phonE friend!


Action: photo
Response:
>
...Smile! =)
Simple:
>
Smile! Nickz is flashing his camera!
Direct:
>
Smile! Nickz just took a snapshot of you!


Action: pinch
Response:
>
...Yowtch!
Simple:
>
Nickz has just pinched himself, "Is this really happening?"
Direct:
>
Nickz has just pinched you.


Action: poke
Response:
>
...!
Simple:
>
Nickz is poking himself all over!
Direct:
>
Nickz is poking you all over in a nice way!


Action: polka
Response:
>
...Funky!
Simple:
>
Nickz is doing his funkiest polka!
Direct:
>
Nickz is joining you in doing tha hippahipa shaka' <woo funky>!


Action: pool
Response:
>
...SPLASH!
Simple:
>
Nickz is jumping into the pool!
Direct:
>
Nickz is throwing you into the pool!... "SPLASH!!"


Action: pop
Response:
>
...MeMEmeME!!
Simple:
>
Nickz wants to be popular!
Direct:
>
Nickz wishes he was as popular as you!


Action: pork
Response:
>
...Squishy! :-)
Simple:
>
Nickz is being porked in a most provocative manner!
Direct:
>
Nickz is severely porking you!


Action: praise
Response:
>
...Amen!
Simple:
>
Nickz is begging to be praised!
Direct:
>
Nickz is praising you for your efforts!


Action: pratt
Response:
>
...Esto quam didecto sunt! <sic>
Simple:
>
Nickz is being a pretentious wanker!
Direct:
>
Nickz gives you a condescending pat, "Esto quam didecto sunt!" <sic>


Action: pray
Response:
>
...Amen!
Simple:
>
Nickz is praying to Smiley!
Direct:
>
Nickz is praying to Smiley, "Give credits to you!" <holy>


Action: protect
Response:
>
...I'll protect you!
Simple:
>
Nickz is throwing up a defensive shield!
Direct:
>
Nickz is standing in front of you like a human shield!


Action: punch
Response:
>
...What a hook!
Simple:
>
Nickz is punching himself silly!
Direct:
>
Nickz has just punched you silly!


Action: r00t
Response:
>
EHhEHhEh i amb r00t-er...
Simple:
>
Nickz wats 2 r00t u bebbe hEhhEhhEhhhe
Direct:
>
Nickz iz ask1ng you 4 sum wild r00tz heeHEhEHhEhEhhee


Action: race
Response:
>
..SeriousFun!
Simple:
>
Nickz is r cing around the channel playing Zone3!a aiasa ara
Direct:
>
Nickz has just slaughtered you in a game of Zone3!


Action: random
Response:
>
...Random!
Simple:
>
Nickz is in a Random kind of mood!
Direct:
>
Nickz is painting you in Random colours!


Action: rape
Response:
>
...JOY!!! :)
Simple:
>
Nickz cries out amid fits of joy, "RAPE!!"
Direct:
>
Nickz is poking you in the bellybutton! <Squelch!>


Action: raspberry
Response:
>
...Ptvfvfv!
Simple:
>
Nickz is plugging his nose and going ptvrtvrtv!
Direct:
>
Nickz is blowing a raspberry at you!


Action: ree
Response:
>
...Back again!
Simple:
>
Nickz says, "Hiya! Nice to see you all again!" <smile>
Direct:
>
Nickz says to you, "Hiya! Nice to see you again!" <smile>


Action: reform
Response:
>
... Baaaaaaad to the bone! ...
Simple:
>
Nickz is looking for some incorrigible friends!
Direct:
>
Nickz wants you to do something horridly incorrigible with him!
{seductive smile}


Action: rejoice
Response:
>
...UnCaNnY!
Simple:
>
Nickz is rejoicing!!
Direct:
>
Nickz rejoices UnConTrOlLaBlY for you!!


Action: respect
Response:
>
...I am but a humble servant!
Simple:
>
Nickz is begging for a little respect from his fellow Active users!
Direct:
>
"How about a bit of respect?", Nickz glares at you!


Action: revenge
Response:
>
...I won't forget!
Simple:
>
Nickz is counting the score, "I'll get even!"
Direct:
>
"Right! I'll get you for that!", Nickz yells at you.


Action: rofl
Response:
>
...Now mind the furniture!
Simple:
>
Nickz is rolling all over the floor laughing!
Direct:
>
Nickz is rolling all over the floor laughing at you!


Action: root
Response:
>
...Was it as good for you, as it was for me?
Simple:
>
Nickz wants a r00t.
Direct:
>
Nickz r00ts you.


Action: rubbish
Response:
>
...Speaking SUCH rubbish again!
Simple:
>
"STOP WEARING OUT THE LIGHTS ON MY MODEM!!!!!", yells Nickz.
Direct:
>
Hey you! Stop wearing out the "Receive Data" light on Nickz's modem! <grrr> o


Action: rude
Response:
>
...HOW RUDE!
Simple:
>
Nickz thinks that is so RUDE!
Direct:
>
Nickz says to you, "HOW RUDE!!"


Action: scab
Response:
>
...High Hopes
Simple:
>
Could Someone Give Nickz Creds?
Direct:
>
Nickz Is Asking you For Creds


Action: scared
Response:
>
...I want my mummy!
Simple:
>
Nothing scares Nickz!
Direct:
>
Nickz says: "Me? Scared? Nah! you... Wimp!"


Action: school
Response:
>
...Get back to work! :)
Simple:
>
Nickz is reciting the alphabet! "A, B, F, #, j, q"
Direct:
>
Nickz thinks it's time for you to go back to school!


Action: scoff
Response:
>
...Yeah sure!
Simple:
>
Nickz is scoffing rudely!
Direct:
>
Nickz turns and scoffs at you in the face! HA! Take THAT!


Action: search
Response:
>
...Be careful!
Simple:
>
Û Constable Nickz is looking for offensive weapons! Û
Direct:
>
"Alright you!", says Constable Nickz, "This is a strip search! Get 'em off!"


Action: sep
Response:
>
That's someone elses problem...
Simple:
>
Nickz thinks that it is none of his concern.
Direct:
>
Nickz is not interested in what you are saying (SEP)


Action: shake
Response:
>
...Rattle'n'Roll!
Simple:
>
Nickz is ss-hh-aa-kk-ii-nn-gg in morbid fear!
Direct:
>
Nickz bows to you and shakes hands!


Action: shave
Response:
>
...Scrape! :-)
Simple:
>
Nickz is sharpening his razor! <schltt!> Open wide! :-)
Direct:
>
Nickz is getting the jollies shaving you! <You dont want to know where!>


Action: sheepy
Response:
>
...Schaf!
Simple:
>
Nickz is acting like a sheep.
Direct:
>
Nickz is bleating at you!


Action: shock
Response:
>
...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Simple:
>
Nickz is reeling backwards in SHOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Direct:
>
"That's so SHOCKING!!!!", Nickz yells at you.


Action: shoot
Response:
>
...Blowing smoke from barrel of gun!
Simple:
>
Nickz shoots you saying, "Take that you varmint!"
Direct:
>
Like greased lightning, Nickz draws a gun and fires at you!


Action: shower
Response:
>
...Cold!
Simple:
>
Nickz runs off and has a cold shower!
Direct:
>
Nickz is taking a shower with you!


Action: shrug
Response:
>
...Who cares!
Simple:
>
Nickz is shrugging his shoulders.
Direct:
>
"I don't know", Nickz says, shrugging his shoulders at you.


Action: shudder
Response:
>
Shudder shudder...
Simple:
>
Nickz shudders.
Direct:
>
Nickz shudders at your last comment.


Action: sick
Response:
>
...Awww Poor Baby!
Simple:
>
Nickz is feeling sick.
Direct:
>
"Thats sick!!", Nickz cries to you.


Action: silly
Response:
>
...Silly:)
Simple:
>
Nickz am just being silly. 8)
Direct:
>
"you are just a silly old knob!", says Nickz. :)


Action: simple
Response:
>
...What's that supposed to mean?
Simple:
>
"WhoWhatWhereHuh?", yells Nickz, "That went right over my head!"
Direct:
>
Nickz turns to you and yells, "Keep it simple, stupid - you're confusing yourself!"


Action: sista
Response:
>
...Aaaaoooowww!! Sister girlfriend!!!
Simple:
>
Aaaaoooowww SHIT!! Nickz just broke a fingernail! <drama>
Direct:
>
Nickz sucks in his cheeks, rolls his eyes, and says to you, "Aaaaoooowww!! SISTER GIRLFRIEND! Give us a kiss, luv!" <kiss>


Action: slam
Response:
>
...Lush!
Simple:
>
Nickz is going SLAM SLAM SLAM FOREVER!!!
Direct:
>
Nickz is going SLAM SLAM SLAM FOREVER!!! with you!


Action: slap
Response:
>
...SLAP!!!!!!
Simple:
>
Nickz goes SLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Direct:
>
Nickz goes to you SLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Action: sleep
Response:
>
...Catch some Zzzz's!
Simple:
>
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Nickz is nodding off to sleep.
Direct:
>
"Come and sleep with me, you!", says Nickz.


Action: slow
Response:
>
...Too slow!
Simple:
>
Nickz is feeling very slow today.
Direct:
>
"Too slow!", Nickz snaps at you.


Action: slut
Response:
>
...Let's keep it under control here!
Simple:
>
Nickz thinks that is SO slutty!
Direct:
>
Nickz wishes you would be a little more discreet! <spew!>


Action: smack
Response:
>
...Take that!
Simple:
>
Nickz is smacking himself, "I forgot! Sheesh! I'm sorry!"
Direct:
>
Nickz is smacking you across the Doo-Dads! <Ouch!>


Action: smartarse
Response:
>
...That's very goooood!
Simple:
>
Nickz is being a smartarse!
Direct:
>
Nickz says to you, "Stop being such a smartarse!"


Action: smeg
Response:
>
...SMEGHEAD!!
Simple:
>
Nickz and Rimmer both wonder what the SMEG is going on!
Direct:
>
Nickz is telling you to SMEG OFF!!


Action: smile
Response:
>
...What a beautiful smile you have!
Simple:
>
Nickz is smiling.
Direct:
>
Nickz is smiling at you.


Action: smirk
Response:
>
...What a face!
Simple:
>
Nickz is smirking to himself in self satisfaction!
Direct:
>
Nickz is smirking at you wryly!


Action: smoke
Response:
>
...Love that nicotine fix!
Simple:
>
Nickz is lighting up another smoke!
Direct:
>
Nickz is blowing smoke at you!


Action: snog
Response:
>
...Heelp.
Simple:
>
Nickz needs a snogfurfle :(
Direct:
>
Nickz sends a snogfurfle - it cuddles you and goes all furry!


Action: snoggle!
Response:
>
...SoGgY!
Simple:
>
Nickz is hoping for a Snoggle!
Direct:
>
Nickz is Snoggling you in a WeT and LoViNg way!


Action: snooker
Response:
>
...Care for a game??...
Simple:
>
¯¯¯¯¯ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ-o ¯¯¯¯¯ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ- ¯¯¯¯¯ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ- "Corner Pocket!"oo oo oo oo oo o says Nickz
Direct:
>
Nickz looks at you, and says "If the pink's covered by the red, go the brown...."


Action: snuggle
Response:
>
...Comfy.
Simple:
>
Nickz would do ANYTHING for a snuggle!
Direct:
>
Nickz is snuggling close to you! <hug>


Action: sober
Response:
>
...Yeah right!
Simple:
>
Nickz is sober! [yeah right]
Direct:
>
Nickz assures you that he is sober!!


Action: soccer
Response:
>
...Have YOU got the balls?!
Simple:
>
Nickz is warming up his balls for SOCCER! ___o_
Direct:
>
"Hey you! Don't you think blah blah... will win SOCCER?!" cries Nickz.


Action: soil
Response:
>
...Oops!!
Simple:
>
Nickz is pissing himself laughing!
Direct:
>
Nickz is pissing himself laughing at you!


Action: spaced
Response:
>
...SpaCeD...
Simple:
>
ííí Nickz is being spaced out! ííí
Direct:
>
ííí Nickz says to you, "I'm so spaced man!" ííí


Action: spank
Response:
>
...Naughty!
Simple:
>
Nickz needs a good spanking!
Direct:
>
Nickz is spanking you with an evil grin on his face!


Action: spew
Response:
>
...Ralph!
Simple:
>
Nickz is spewing violently!
Direct:
>
Nickz is spewing all over you!


Action: splat
Response:
>
...Gak!
Simple:
>
Nickz has just put a Splat-Cat on the screen!
Direct:
>
Nickz whips out a paintgun and turns you into a colourful target!


Action: splurpee
Response:
>
...SPLURPEE!
Simple:
>
Nickz wants a SPLURPEE! :(
Direct:
>
Nickz calls your mobile and says "Lets get a SPLURPEE!"


Action: sponge
Response:
>
...Curdle!
Simple:
>
"Dont be such a sponger!", says Nickz.
Direct:
>
Nickz asks you, "What are you going to do for a brain when mum wants her sponge back?!"


Action: spree
Response:
>
...SpReE!
Simple:
>
Nickz is going on a ShOpPiNg SpReE!
Direct:
>
Nickz takes you on a ShOpPiNg SpReE!


Action: spunk
Response:
>
...Honey!
Simple:
>
Nickz is trying his hardest to look SpUnKy!
Direct:
>
Nickz thinks you is a spunk!


Action: stare
Response:
>
...Lerk!
Simple:
>
Nickz is staring at everyone sardonically!
Direct:
>
Nickz leers through the screen and stares at you!


Action: starfish
Response:
>
...Very attractive!
Simple:
>
Nickz is doing his famous starfish impersonation!
Direct:
>
Nickz is doing his famous starfish impersonation on your bed!


Action: story
Response:
>
...ùúOnce upon a time..úù
Simple:
>
Nickz is telling a special story!
Direct:
>
"Come sit on Nickz's lap and tell us all about it, you!"


Action: stroke
Response:
>
...How wonderful!
Simple:
>
Nickz longs for the touch of another!
Direct:
>
Nickz affectionately strokes your hair. <warm fuzzy>


Action: strut
Response:
>
...OOOOERRRR!!! YOU GOT IT BABY!!!!
Simple:
>
Nickz struts around the room!!!
Direct:
>
Nickz struts up to you. HEYA BABY!!!!


Action: stupid!
Response:
>
...How stupid!
Simple:
>
Nickz is stupid.
Direct:
>
Nickz thinks that you are stupid!


Action: suffer
Response:
>
...Suffer!
Simple:
>
Nickz says, "Haha!! SUFFER!!"
Direct:
>
Nickz is taking great delight in seeing you suffer!


Action: sukko
Response:
>
...SUCKED IN! <grin>
Simple:
>
Nickz detects a SUCKER in the channel! <grin>
Direct:
>
Nickz turns to you, points and screams SUCKED IN! <grin>


Action: sulk
Response:
>
...Waawww, No fair!
Simple:
>
Nickz retreats to the corner to suck his thumb! (sulk)
Direct:
>
Nickz is now sulking at you after such remarks!


Action: suncream
Response:
>
...Ooooo!
Simple:
>
Nickz is putting on his suncream!
Direct:
>
Nickz is gently applying suncream smoothly all over you!


Action: suresure
Response:
>
...Hmmm.
Simple:
>
Nickz goes, "Yeah ... sure sure!"
Direct:
>
Nickz goes to you, "Yeah ... sure sure!"


Action: sweet
Response:
>
...Yummy! :)
Simple:
>
Nickz is having honey licked off from all over him!
Direct:
>
Nickz is coating you thickly in honey! <Yum:)>


Action: sweety
Response:
>
...What a sweeeet little thang!!
Simple:
>
Nickz thinks that is soooo sweeeeeet!
Direct:
>
Nickz thinks you are just the biggest sweety of all time!


Action: swerve
Response:
>
...That was a close one!
Simple:
>
Nickz is out of control! <eek!>
Direct:
>
Swerving wildly, Nickz attempts to run over you.


Action: tank
Response:
>
...BlurbLe!!
Simple:
>
Nickz gets out the fish tank - BlurbLe BlurbLe!!
Direct:
>
Nickz puts you in his fish tank - BlurbLe BlurbLe!!


Action: tease
Response:
>
...Isn't this fun!
Simple:
>
Nickz grins, "God, I'm a tease!"
Direct:
>
Nickz is teasing you mercilessly, and taking great delight in it too!


Action: tennis!
Response:
>
...THWACK! Damn, _almost_ hit Vead. :(
Direct:
>
Nickz takes a firm grasp of his racquet and serves his furry balls into your grassy court.


Action: test2
Response:
>
New...
Simple:
>
CUNT FUCK WRISTWATCH
Direct:
>
New


Action: tiger
Response:
>
...RRRrrroww!
Simple:
>
Nickz shouts RELEASE THE TIGER!!
Direct:
>
Nickz finds you, and points the TIGER on over!


Action: tomato
Response:
>
...Gunh!
Simple:
>
Nickz has turned into a tomato.
Direct:
>
Nickz is throwing tomatoes at you!


Action: touch
Response:
>
...Awww, how touching!
Simple:
>
Nickz growls, "Don't DARE touch me, you sleaze!" :)
Direct:
>
Nickz is touching you sensuously on the nape of the neck.


Action: trade
Response:
>
...Some beans and some beans is four beans.
Simple:
>
Nickz says, "Ten for that?!?! You must be mad!".
Direct:
>
Nickz says to you, "I'll trade ya!".


Action: twister
Response:
>
...Get nude!
Simple:
>
Nickz is looking for his Nude Twister board...
Direct:
>
Nickz is taking you for a game of Nude Twister!


Action: typo
Response:
>
...Where's the keys!?
Simple:
>
Nickz si sikc of makingf sp many typong mostakes!
Direct:
>
Nickz can't understand you! Go take some typing lessons!


Action: uhm
Response:
>
...Make your mind up!
Simple:
>
Nickz is scratching his head!
Direct:
>
Nickz is looking at you, scratching his head puzzlingly!


Action: valentine
Response:
>
...Love!LoVe!lOvE!LoVe!
Simple:
>
Nickz wonders if he has any secret admirers! 
Direct:
>
 "Will you be my valentine?" .. a secret admirer asks you! 


Action: wave
Response:
>
...Aloha!
Simple:
>
Nickz is waving goodbye to everyone! Seeya!
Direct:
>
Nickz is waving to you!


Action: weird
Response:
>
...Jeez that's strange!
Simple:
>
Up in the clouds man! Nickz is in a totally weird mood today!
Direct:
>
Nickz murmurs to you, "Jeez, you're a totally weird dude!" :-)


Action: weirdo
Response:
>
...wrd¢­­­
Simple:
>
Nickz is a bit of a wrd¢ ­­­
Direct:
>
Nickz walks up to you and says "Y¢'r Ÿ—ck¡¤g wrd, mt‚ ­­­"


Action: whinge
Response:
>
...Grampa!
Simple:
>
Nickz is NOT a crackpot!
Direct:
>
"Dear you," Nickz writes. "There are too many blah blah... these days. Please eliminate three."


Action: whip
Response:
>
...Yes!
Simple:
>
Nickz takes hold of his whip!
Direct:
>
Nickz takes hold of his whip and strikes you!


Action: whistle
Response:
>
...Phoo-tee-weet?!
Simple:
>
Nickz is whistling a little tune.
Direct:
>
Nickz is wolf-whistling at you with lust in his eyes!


Action: wink
Response:
>
...Wink wink!
Simple:
>
Nickz is winking slyly.
Direct:
>
Nickz is winking at you surreptitiously!


Action: wombat
Response:
>
... <gruffle>
Simple:
>
Nickz makes like a wombat! <gruffle>
Direct:
>
ÿ_____ v v Nickz kisses you like a wombat! <gruffle>
( ` `)
mmm mm


Action: woos
Response:
>
...Nnnrgh!
Simple:
>
Nickz is being a woos!
Direct:
>
Nickz is telling you to not be such a woos!


Action: woowoo
Response:
>
...WooWoo!
Simple:
>
Nickz hops around, screaming WooWoo wildly!
Direct:
>
Nickz runs up to you and says WooWoo!


Action: worry
Response:
>
...It's a worry!
Simple:
>
Nickz is very worried!
Direct:
>
Nickz is very worried about you!


Action: worship
Response:
>
...Oh mighty one!
Simple:
>
Nickz is in an ethereal state of worship!
Direct:
>
Nickz worships the ground you walks on!


Action: wrong
Response:
>
...No Way!
Simple:
>
"No way, man!", Nickz yells!
Direct:
>
"No way! You're wrong!", Nickz yells at you!


Action: xmas
Response:
>
Merry Xmas to you too...
Simple:
>
Nickz is wishing everyone a MERRY XMAS !!!
Direct:
>
Nickz runs up to you and says "MERRY XMAS!!!!!"


Action: xmastree
Response:
>

*
*
**
*
****
***
****
Û
ÜÛÛÛÜ
Simple:
>

*
*
**
*
****
***
****
Û
ÜÛÛÛÜ
"Merry Christmas!!", Nickz exclaims!
Direct:
>

*
*
**
*
****
***
****
Û
ÜÛÛÛÜ
Nickz is wishing you a Merry Christmas!!


Action: xocker
Response:
>
...Can I have a turn??
Simple:
>
Lord Nickz has the most biggest hugest xocker!
Direct:
>
Nickz is looking at your big xocker! [!]


Action: yellow
Response:
>
...And you know what'll happen next time!!
Simple:
>
Nickz gives everyone a warning.. "Yellow card!! That's pretty serious!"
Direct:
>
Nickz pulls out a yellow card and hands it to you.
"Yellow card for you my friend!! That's just a warning!"



Action: yiassou
Response:
>
...Yianni!!!! Mi tou fus!!!...
Simple:
>
Nickz is adjusting his hair net and screaming "Yiassou Vre!"
Direct:
>
Nickz leans over and yells in your ear... "Yiassou Vre! blah blah..."


Action: youwish
Response:
>
...YOU WISH!!
Simple:
>
Nickz screams, "Ha! YOU WISH!"
Direct:
>
Nickz screams at you, "Ha! YOU WISH!!"


Action: zap
Response:
>
...ZAP!
Simple:
>
Nickz is zapping himself!
Direct:
>
Nickz is zapping you!



*** Direct Actions:

Action:
abase
Response:
>
...Oh mighty one!
Direct:
>
Nickz falls before you on his knees and begs forgiveness!


Action: ablaze
Response:
>
...Fry, scumbag!
Direct:
>
Nickz has just doused you in petrol and is striking a match!


Action: afraid
Response:
>
...You don't scare me!
Direct:
>
"I'm not afraid of you!", Nickz screams at you!


Action: ask
Direct:
>
Nickz (asks you): blah blah...


Action: bash
Response:
>
...Ptp Ptp!
Direct:
>
Nickz is bashing you over the head with a nerf bat!


Action: biff
Response:
>
...Batman!
Direct:
>
Nickz puts on his Batman cape and trundles up to you! <Pow> <WHAP> <BIFF!>


Action: bignose
Response:
>
..."Oi, Bignose!"
Direct:
>
Nickz mutters to you, "I'll thump you if you call me big nose again!"


Action: bottle
Response:
>
Spinning bottle...
Direct:
>
Nickz spins the bottle round and round, and it stops on you !!!


Action: brother
Response:
>
...YO! Brudda!
Direct:
>
Nickz proudly proclaims, "you aint no stranger, 'dem is my brudda!"


Action: cane
Response:
>
...Ouch, what a caning!
Direct:
>
Nickz puts you over his knee and starts caning you! Ouch!


Action: clasp
Response:
>
...Friends!
Direct:
>
Nickz clasps hands in friendship with you!


Action: clever
Response:
>
... Duuuuuuuuuuuuh, what was dat again? ...
Direct:
>
Nickz thinks you is smart!­!


Action: cross
Response:
>
...Begone, satan!
Direct:
>
Nickz points a cross in the direction of you chanting exorcisms...


Action: crush
Response:
>
...Awww, how sweet!
Direct:
>
Nickz is offering you a red rose!


Action: divorce
Response:
>
...Now you're free again!
Direct:
>
Nickz is divorcing you, because of your unfaithfulness! :)


Action: dragon
Response:
>
...Yum!!!
Direct:
>
Nickz the dragon hunts you down, licking his lips at the thought of crackling!


Action: eye
Response:
>
...Aye Aye!
Direct:
>
Nickz pokes you in the eye! <Nyah! Nyah! Wise Guy!>


Action: fchild
Response:
>
...Flower Child!
Direct:
>
Nickz proclaims passionately to you, "I want your flower children!"


Action: hi5
Response:
>
...Yeah!
Direct:
>
Nickz rushes up to you and gives you a stinging High-5!! <SLAP!>


Action: hurry
Response:
>
...C'mon dweeb!
Direct:
>
Nickz grumbles at you, "Hurry up! You're so slow I'm amazed you're still alive!"


Action: kill
Response:
>
...Too violent!
Direct:
>
Nickz pulls the trigger <blam> and kills you with a marshmallow bullet!


Action: laser
Response:
>
... Ooooh!! Pretty!! ù
Direct:
>
Nickz is drawing on you with his laser! ù


Action: leer
Response:
>
...If looks could kill!
Direct:
>
Nickz is leering slyly at you!


Action: marry
Response:
>
...With This Ring...
Direct:
>
"Will you marry me?", Nickz asks you.


Action: mega
Response:
>
...<awww>
Direct:
>
Nickz is sharing lots of warm loving cuddles with you!


Action: moon!
Response:
>
...Quiote!
Direct:
>
Nickz drops his daks at you and bares his bum in disgust!


Action: music
Response:
>
...Love that music, Bro!
Direct:
>
Nickz sneers at you, "Your taste in music sux!"


Action: nail
Response:
>
...Thnk Thnk Thnk!
Direct:
>
Nickz takes you by the head and nails it to the floor! (..Thnk Thnk Thnk!)


Action: napalm
Response:
>
...tssssssss... fla-BOOOOOOM! <splatter!>
Direct:
>
Nickz blasts you into a fine red mist that splatters some nearby trees!


Action: nork
Response:
>
...wEEEEhú!
Direct:
>
Nickz is snooping you and says, "You are a SnookywookydorkyNorkú!"


Action: nuts
Response:
>
...Letterman!
Direct:
>
David Letterman turns to you and screams, "blah blah...... You're NUTS!!!!!!!!!"


Action: nyer
Response:
>
...Ner-ner-ni-ner-ner!
Direct:
>
"Nyeeeeeeeeeer!", Nickz is tormenting you and pokes his tongue out!


Action: pat
Response:
>
...Nice!
Direct:
>
Nickz is patting you nicely on the head!


Action: plead
Response:
>
...Beg!
Direct:
>
Nickz is bending-over-backwards to please you!


Action: point
Response:
>
...What a dud!
Direct:
>
Nickz points a finger at you and exclaims, "What a dud!"


Action: presents
Response:
>
...Ooohh how sweeeet!!
Direct:
>
Nickz is showering you in a barrage of sparkling pressies!!


Action: rabbit
Response:
>
..."Now that's a juvenile thing to do" - Andrew Denton.
Direct:
>
Nickz sticks up two fingers behind you and makes Rabbit Ears!


Action: sefty
Response:
>
...SEFTY!
Direct:
>
Nickz has just given you a sefty... Slap!!


Action: sit
Response:
>
...Oh, for Pete's sake!
Direct:
>
"For Pete's sake will you sit still!", Nickz bellows at you.


Action: smooch
Response:
>
...Kissy kissy!
Direct:
>
Nickz is smooching passionately with you.


Action: snap
Response:
>
..."Too late!"
Direct:
>
Nickz is being testy with you and snapping his fingers, "Too slow!"


Action: tap
Response:
>
...Tap tap!
Direct:
>
Nickz taps you on the shoulder and says, "blah blah..."


Action: taunt
Response:
>
...Nerner!
Direct:
>
Nickz is taunting you with an evil glint in his eyes! <smile>


Action: tel
Response:
>
** Who made a typo then?
Direct:
>
Nickz (to you): blah blah...


Action: tell
Direct:
>
Nickz (to you): blah blah...


Action: thankya
Response:
>
...Appreciate it!
Direct:
>
Nickz is thanking you in appreciation.


Action: thingie
Response:
>
...Lucky you!
Direct:
>
Nickz blah blah...


Action: throw
Response:
>
...Squelch!
Direct:
>
Nickz is throwing blah blah... at you!


Action: tickle
Response:
>
...Take that!
Direct:
>
Nickz is tickling you, and enjoying himself immensely!


Action: turn
Response:
>
...You gonna answer or not?
Direct:
>
Nickz turns to look at you, awaiting a reply.


Action: wake
Response:
>
...Wake Up!
Direct:
>
Nickz is shaking you vigorously. Wake UP!


Action: yarg
Response:
>
...Yarg!
Direct:
>
Nickz shakes hands with you and says, "Yarg!"


Action: zero
Response:
>
...What a bone head!
Direct:
>
Nickz gasps, "The IQ of you must be low, but ZERO? That's unbelievable!"



*** Simple Actions:

Action:
agony
Response:
>
...Ohh!! The pain!!
Simple:
>
Nickz is writhing around in agony!


Action: ahem
Response:
>
...<cough>
Simple:
>
Nickz is clearing his throat.


Action: antifop
Response:
>
...Take only as directed!
Simple:
>
Nickz has swallowed one antifop pill!


Action: appear
Response:
>
...Tah dah!
Simple:
>
As the smoke clears, Nickz appears wearing his chain-mail bikini armour!


Action: bathroom
Response:
>
...Don't be long now!
Simple:
>
Nickz is skipping off to the loo!


Action: blap
Response:
>
...Penguin!
Simple:
>
Nickz is dancing around like a penguin! <blap blap>


Action: bored
Response:
>
...Hmmph.
Simple:
>
Nickz drums his fingers on the keyboard and mumbles,
"Meanwhile, back at the ranch . . ."


Action: brb
Response:
>
...Hurry now!
Simple:
>
Nickz will be right back!


Action: cardiac
Response:
>
...Urgh!
Simple:
>
Nickz has just had a cardiac arrest!


Action: clear
Response:
>
-More-
Simple:
>
Nickz runs for the hills!


Action: clock
Response:
>
...Tick-Tock!
Simple:
>
Nickz watches the credit clock slowly tick over!


Action: collapse
Response:
>
...Oops!
Simple:
>
Nickz has collapsed in a gelatinous heap on the floor!


Action: combust
Response:
>
...Flash!
Simple:
>
Nickz spontaneously combusts!


Action: deadcat
Response:
>
...Miaow!
Simple:
>
Nickz drags in a dead cat!


Action: deject
Response:
>
...Aww, wassa' matter?
Simple:
>
Nickz stares at the ground in a fit of lonely depression!


Action: doze
Response:
>
...Snoozing.
Simple:
>
Nickz has fallen asleep at the keyboard!


Action: eagles
Response:
>
...Go the mighty Eagles!
Simple:
>
ÛÛÛ Nickz yells, "The mighty SEA EAGLES will kick blah blah... arse!" ÛÛÛ


Action: easycall
Response:
>
...û û This is Ausûô ýýútralia Calling....
Simple:
>
Nickz hopes he remembeûúøùôôô û÷ø÷red to turn off Easyû û û÷ ü üü÷ûcall!!!û øNO CARRIER


Action: explode
Response:
>
...Hits funny bone!
Simple:
>
Nickz explodes into fits of laughter!


Action: fade
Response:
>
...Grow up!!!
Simple:
>
Nickz: Nickz: Nickz: Nickz: Nickz: Nickz: Nickz: Nickz: blah blah...


Action: fix
Response:
>
This action fixes up screen problems caused by some ANSI characters. Use it if your screen looks weird! :)


Action: ham
Response:
>
..."Remember, it ain't ham unless it's a BIG ASS HAM!"
Simple:
>
___
/
BIG\
|
ASS | "blah blah......Thankyou, BIG ASS!"
Nickz says,
\HAM/


Action: happy
Response:
>
...Smile.
Simple:
>
Nickz is happy.


Action: ircwho
Simple:
>
/WHO *


Action: ircwhois
Simple:
>
/whois blah blah...


Action: lemming
Response:
>
...Wuhoo! ê
Simple:
>
Nickz sees a lemming run across the screen! ê
ê.ê.ê.ê.ê.ê.ê.ê.ê.ê.ê.ê.ê.ê.ê.ê.ê.ê.ê.ê.ê.ê.ê.*



Action: liven
Response:
>
...Is It That Boring?
Simple:
>
Nickz is trying to liven the place up a bit!


Action: lol
Response:
>
...Wakes up the neighbours!
Simple:
>
Nickz is laughing out loud!


Action: mojo
Response:
>
...ON YOU!!!
Simple:
>
Lord Voodoo puts his VOODOO ON YOU!!!


Action: noise
Response:
>
...û L û ine Blo~ody ô¨Noise!
Simple:
>
Nickz is sick [éÄ of this da û û û û mn bloody ô¨ linenoise! <arg/h!>


Action: observe
Response:
>
...Interesting?
Simple:
>
Nickz is observing all this in a disinterested manner!


Action: party
Response:
>
...WooWoo!
Simple:
>
°±² Nickz is ê­¨ in an ÷ unstoppable ì parte‰ øùú mood! ²±°


Action: pogog
Response:
>
...Funky!
Simple:
>
Nickz is doing their best Maynard and dancing the pogog!


Action: pol
Response:
>
...Public Enemy!
Simple:
>
ÛßÜßÜßÜßÜßÜßÜßÜßÜßÜßÜßÜßÜßÜßÜßÜßÜßÜßÜßÜßÜßÜßÜÛ
Nickz and Ice Cube say, "Funk Tha Police!"



Action: pops
Response:
>
..Yum! PoP! O o
Simple:
>
Nickz gets out the PoPCoRn and watches it go! O O o oPop!


Action: program
Response:
>
...Illegal Function Call?!
Simple:
>
printf("%s: %s\n","Nickz","blah blah...");
Nickz:
blah blah...


Action: ranger
Response:
>
...Go go power rangers!
Simple:
>
Nickz changes into his pink ranger costume and yells, "Go go power rangers!"B T200 L5O5CN0CL7O4A#O5L6CL5D#C


Action: rave
Response:
>
... âùúÕ There's No Lim-iT ¸úù½
Simple:
>
In a frenzy of flyers, Nickz dials 1900 and heads off to a RAVE!


Action: raver
Response:
>
...BLEEP...
Simple:
>
ÛÛ Nickz punching ®the air and¯ raving in EcStAsY! ÛÛ


Action: rawhide
Response:
>
...Yee-har!
Simple:
>
Nickz slaps his thighs and sings, "Yipee eye aye - rollin' rollin' rollin', Rawhide! Yee har!"


Action: sarcasm
Response:
>
...Mumble grumble!
Simple:
>
Nickz is saying, "Ah... sarcasm."


Action: saybot
Simple:
>
/m Nickz !say blah blah...


Action: sayrev
Response:
>
BEHAVE!!!!
Simple:
>
"blah blah..." <-- Says Nickz


Action: scpuserid
Response:
>
[Nickz-him]


Action: scroll
Response:
>
!!!ess!!!ckness!!! Sickness!!!ion Sickness!!!Motion Sickness!!!.. Motion Sickness!!!
Simple:
>
Nickz: Nickz: Nickz: Nickz: Nickz: Nickz: Nickz: Nickz: Nickz: Nickz: Nickz: Nickz: Nickz: Nickz: Nickz: Nickz: Nickz: blah blah...


Action: shades
Response:
>
...Perils!
Simple:
>
Nickz puts on a pair of peril sensitive glasses... they turn black!


Action: sneeze
Response:
>
...Bless you!
Simple:
>
Nickz is sneezing his head off!


Action: space
Response:
>
...The Final Frontier.
Simple:
>
Nickz is floating in space.


Action: sparkle
Response:
>
úúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúWoo!
Simple:
>
Nickz is full of ssss pppp aaaa rrrr kkkk llll eeee today!


Action: strobe
Response:
>
...Flitter!
Simple:
>
ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
Nickz is strobing!


Action: sugar
Response:
>
...Glucose!
Simple:
>
Nickz is now on a sugar high!


Action: techno
Response:
>
...Wee-WEE!
Simple:
>
ÛÛ ÛÛ Û Þ ³ Nickz is listening to some wicked techno! ³ Ý Û ÛÛ ÛÛ


Action: tshirt
Response:
>
...Active!
Simple:
>
Nickz is putting on his Active Tie-dye T-shirt!


Action: unix
Simple:
>
blah blah...


Action: vanity
Response:
>
...How wonderful!
Simple:
>
Nickz is preening himself, "God I'm so wonderful!!!!!"


Action: weak
Response:
>
...Eek!
Simple:
>
Nickz has gone all weak at the knees!


Action: whoson
Response:
>
...as if you'd go there :)
Simple:
>

/names #active


Action: whyme
Response:
>
...Argh!
Simple:
>
Nickz turns in exasperation and screams to the Gods, "WHY ME?!"



*** Yelling Actions:

Action:
blush
Response:
>
...Oooh!
Simple:
>
Nickz is blushing a lovely shade of red.
Yelling:
>
Nickz <blushing>: blah blah...


Action: boast
Response:
>
...I am the greatest!
Simple:
>
Nickz is boasting, "I'm the BEST!"
Yelling:
>
Nickz <boasting>: blah blah...


Action: cackle
Response:
>
...Cackle cackle.
Simple:
>
Nickz is cackling like a fool!
Yelling:
>
Nickz <cackling>: blah blah...


Action: chant
Response:
>
...GO GO GO!
Simple:
>
Nickz is chanting monotonously!
Yelling:
>
Nickz <chanting>: blah blah...


Action: cheer
Response:
>
...Hooray!
Simple:
>
Nickz is cheering with great gusto!
Yelling:
>
Nickz <cheering>: blah blah...


Action: chortle
Response:
>
...Blortle!
Simple:
>
Nickz is chortling <Hnuf-Hnuf-Hnuf Blort>!
Yelling:
>
Nickz <chortling>: blah blah...


Action: chuckle
Response:
>
...Yuk, yuk, yuk.
Simple:
>
Nickz is chuckling under his breath.
Yelling:
>
Nickz <chuckling>: blah blah...


Action: cough
Response:
>
...Cough cough!
Simple:
>
Nickz is coughing nervously.
Yelling:
>
Nickz <coughing>: blah blah...


Action: demand
Response:
>
...That's telling 'em!
Simple:
>
Nickz is demanding attention!
Yelling:
>
Nickz <DEMANDING>: blah blah...


Action: groan
Response:
>
...Oh, no!
Simple:
>
Nickz is groaning miserably!
Yelling:
>
Nickz <groaning>: blah blah...


Action: grumble
Response:
>
...Grumble, grumble!
Simple:
>
Nickz is grumbling under his breath.
Yelling:
>
Nickz <grumbling>: blah blah...


Action: moo
Response:
>
...Moo!
Simple:
>
You hear Nickz mooing loudly in the distance!
Yelling:
>
You hear Nickz blah blah... in the distance!


Action: mosh
Response:
>
...Metal!
Simple:
>
Nickz is banging his head about in a wild metal frenzy!
Yelling:
>
Nickz <growls>: blah blah...


Action: obnox
Response:
>
...Don't be a smartarse!
Simple:
>
Nickz doubles in size and yells, "I'm gonna break your fingers and suspend your account!"
Yelling:
>
Nickz <being a DaZZa>: blah blah...


Action: ponder
Response:
>
...How philosophical thou art!
Simple:
>
Nickz is pondering life, the universe, and his final result in the HSC.
Yelling:
>
Nickz <pondering>: blah blah...


Action: pout
Response:
>
...Aw, don't be mad!
Simple:
>
Nickz is pouting.
Yelling:
>
Nickz <pouting>: blah blah...


Action: sayirc
Yelling:
>
<Nickz> blah blah...


Action: shout
Response:
>
...You don't have to be so loud about it!
Simple:
>
Nickz is shouting at the top of his lungs!
Yelling:
>
Nickz <shouting>: blah blah...


Action: sigh
Response:
>
...What are you going to do?
Simple:
>
Nickz is sighing to himself.
Yelling:
>
Nickz <sighing>: blah blah...


Action: sign
Response:
>
Umm...Try another key, dude!
Simple:
>
Nickz is attempting to sing at the top of his lungs!
Yelling:
>
Nickz <attempts to sing>: blah blah...


Action: sing
Response:
>
...La, la, la!
Simple:
>
Nickz is singing at the top of his lungs!
Yelling:
>
Nickz <sings>: blah blah...


Action: sneer
Response:
>
...What a loser!
Simple:
>
Nickz is sneering nastily.
Yelling:
>
Nickz <sneering>: blah blah...


Action: sniff
Response:
>
...Sniff, sniff.
Simple:
>
Nickz needs a kleenex.
Yelling:
>
Nickz <sniffing>: blah blah...


Action: sob
Response:
>
...Whassa matta!?
Simple:
>
Nickz is sobbing piteously!
Yelling:
>
Nickz <sobbing>: blah blah...


Action: wank
Response:
>
...WANK!
Simple:
>
Nickz says... wankWANKwankWANKwankWANKwankWANKwankWANK!
Yelling:
>
Nickz <wanker alert>: blah blah...


Action: whimper
Response:
>
...Aw, let me help you!
Simple:
>
Nickz is whimpering softly.
Yelling:
>
Nickz <whimpering>: blah blah...


Action: yawn
Response:
>
...Get some sleep!
Simple:
>
Nickz is yawning openly here.
Yelling:
>
Nickz <yawning>: blah blah...


Action: yell
Response:
>
...You're quite loud!
Simple:
>
Nickz is yelling quite loudly!
Yelling:
>
Nickz <yelling until hoarse>: blah blah...