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#13 SIG HEADER: /Suggest SIG-Op: Nickz Created: 28-APR-94 07:43
SIG Topic: System Suggestions!
Hi!
The /Suggest SIG is for making suggestions for improvments that you
think would make Active BBS better, easier or more fun to use. Active
is fortunate in that we have the source code for the software and a
talented programmer who can implement changes and add new features.
Feel free to vent your suggestions here!
ϊϊΕDaviDΕϊϊ
Thoughts of the Day:
Go ahead, make a suggestion! The worst we could do is forward it to /Quotes :)
Public Msg #940160 *Suggest* 09:00 24-JUN-97 *EXEMPT*
From: Julia (5 Replies)
To: ** ALL **
Subj: Edison
Fw by Scarlet
I am getting sick and tired of people sayingthat Edison <and some other
userson here> are lame!!!
1) Have you guys got nothing better to do
2) have you guys actually ever met Edison <or some of these other users>
3) are you guys that pissed off with your lives that you have to put
other people down?
4) how would you like it if somebody told you you were lame and that
your thoughts on the world were lame?
5) and are you guys really that lame that you have to complain all the
time about such little things???
Hopefully this message will make you all think twice before you call
someone lame. Everyone has the right to voice their oppinion, even if it
may be incorrect, and everyone has the right to call here and not be
abused by other users.
Thank you..
ΔΝπ υ$Β υΐ πΝΔ
υ³ ωωω Βh HgH³!
Public Msg #1102855 *Suggest* 22:57 19-AUG-98 *EXEMPT*
From: Kezza (3 Replies) (Awarded 1000 Credits)
To: ** ALL **
FILE: ansi.txt
The promised Ansi Help file. :)
I found this on another BBS entitled "How to do Ansi - Written by some
dick called Zuid"
It was copied straight out of chat and uploaded. :) :)
.: Kezza :. METAL UP YOUR ARSE
Public Msg #1122115 *Suggest* 19:09 09-NOV-98 *EXEMPT*
From: Cheshire (Awarded 1000 Credits)
To: Nickz
Subj: Lamer List #1
My dear Claudia, today in chat your brother broke to me the disturbing
news that you had gone on a picnic with Dhrystone. I mean, talk about a
lamb sitting down to supper with a wolf! You do seem to have acquired
the habit of picking the worst possible lamers to go out with from the
bbs scene - first Patrick Prins, and now Wayne!!! Argh!!!
I felt it was time, for your own protection and my amusement, to warn
you against the worst of the losers who frequent this, and other,
bulletin boards. Those I have selected suffer from the worst kind of
"Male Inadequacy Syndrome" (that is, the total impossibility of forming
any sort of relationship with the opposite sex whatsoever) and are best
left in isolation to recover from their various neurosises in peace.
I have, below, culled from the Registry here, named those whom I believe
to be the worst lamers ever to grace a chat bbs: AVOID AT ALL COST!!!
"Dhrystone ... I'm a cool guy.. no _really_."
Violence is a speciality. This is the kind of guy who thinks a really
clever way to win an argument is to punch the other person in the mouth.
"Edison ... 'Every heart has a season'"
This guy made one clever, amusing remark in his entire life and it went
to his head in a bad way. Now he thinks he is the avatar of Don Juan.
"Jimzzz ... imagine"
Imagine what? It would be hard to imagine the number of mental problems
he has! This guy defines the phrase "Fucked in the head." I have also
been told, on good authority, that he kisses like a fish.
"Johnz ... As above :-)"
One of the Zervos brothers. I think at birth, all the charm and smarts
were given to NickZ, another of the Zervii, and the rest left to fend as
best they might. This guy would try and chat up a stick insect.
"Marko ... n/a"
Monty Python say it so much better than I could - a mincing, gay bar
loiterer and an evil perverter of little boys! Borderline psychotic, and
something in the nature of an emotional vampire.
"Patz ... work it out yaself"
Ah, we come to Patrick. Frankly, I believe his mother is to blame for
the way he is. A humourless, domineering woman who keeps him well and
truly under her thumb. Of course, I could be wrong, and it may just be
that he was born to be a lamer!
"Tongue ... Tongue - From Vivid"
Sleaze is the word. The only time I ever shook hands with this guy, I
felt an almost overpowering urge to go wash them immediately after. Are
you familiar with the song "Janie's got a Gun" by Aerosmith? You could
cast this fellow in the father's role with no imagination at all.
"Zadam ... Shy is my middle name !"
Shy? We wish! Last on the list, but by no means least, this guy is a
first class, A grade, numero uno wanker!!! The sort of fellow who
installs a two-way radio on his bicycle (fact!) and wears pink ties. If
Johnz is the kind of guy who would chat up a stick insect, Zadam is the
sort who would attempt to chat up a DEAD stick insect. He probably
wouldn't notice the lack of conversation on the corpse's part, because
he rarely pauses in his self-eulogies to allow others to speak.
Well, that is the end of the list. I hope you get some benefit from it,
but if not, it won't have been wasted because I think now I'll go post
the whole thing in the Comedy sig! Reading back through what I have
written, I can't help but feel that this is a masterpiece of malice and
deserves a wider audience...
Public Msg #1122123 *Suggest* 19:24 09-NOV-98 *EXEMPT*
From: Cheshire (Awarded 1000 Credits)
To: Nickz
Subj: Lamer List #2 (1 of 3)
"Ajd ... Vision - Impaired by truth or reality.."
A seventeen year old who acts like a thirteen year old and has the
moral fibre of a nine year old. Given to indulging in sly behaviour,
and strange obsessions with older women.
"Alp ... Very broad-minded chap!"
Yes, but so tedious!
"Amphion ... Darkness prevails.."
The sysop of Hyrda. I don't think I could say anything about him more
damning than that. A man of very few words - well, only one word really.
"Bathory ... Death greets me warm.."
Maybe it is just that I don't like heavy metal heads, with no brains and
only the slightest acquaintence with the concept of taking a bath?
"Bigt ... who knows who cares"
I have never spoken to this person, but have included him purely on the
grounds of his registry entry - which entry has prompted me to /f him on
every occassion he has entered chat while I have been present.
"Boonierat ... I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING"
Fairly self-explanatory really.
"Brooke ... red hair"
Ah... this one is personal! The red wasn't natural anyway.
"Cheshire ... I made it into Squid's elite list."
A fat, ugly bastard - rude and opinionated. Likes putting other people
down because it makes him feel that he is better than they are, and so
feeds his inferiority complex. Also an irresponsible alcoholic.
"Couger ... you have to live it to belive it!"
I only include this guy because of his famous advice to the lovelorn:
You gotta take the girl, you gotta fuck her, then you gotta throw her
away!
"Dabit ... Free Palestine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I don't know if this guy is serious or not, but it doesn't really
matter, because he's a boring shit anyway with his one track mind.
"Dhrystone ... I'm a cool guy.. no _really_."
So full of himself it's positively nauseating! His persistent threats to
beat Maffz up - who is utterly harmless and couldn't defend himself
against a butterfly - only serves to highlight how shallow he is.
"Edison ... 'Every heart has a season'"
I don't suppose he really is stupid, he just talks like he is. Also been
known to wear a totally ridiculous hat at Active events. Jolly swagman.
"Eggy1 ... HELLO PEOPLE!"
Moron.
"Elite ... Aint it sweet - it's ELITE"
Another moron.
"Emma ... Putty in his Skeletal Hand"
Maybe it's contagious.
"Frankie ... SLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Frankie! You're inability to turn up at Active events, your foul
language, and frequent hypocrasy, have earned for you a place on
this list.
"Freckles ... Nurses. We can't live without them."
Sorry Emma! I love you dearly, but for your contribution to the Active
Christmas party - "Let's have a Christmas party! I'll do all of the
organising for it, just as soon as I get back from my three weeks
holiday... " - I'm afraid you have to go down on this list too!
"Gabs ... male stripper requires female assistant"
I hate his jokes in the comedy sig.
"Gripz ... Cool, relaxed, patient, sometimes rude!"
And sometimes a wanker? An obsessive personality, who puts me in mind
of that old joke... "It's mine, and I'll wash it as fast as I like!"
"Heppell ... I am cool man"
This was actually a fake account, since I doubt if Heppell could manage
to spell his own name anyway. But no lamer list would be complete
without mention of this famous personality! Anyone for roast chicken?
"Holmes ... Turtles belong in aquariums."
She lied. This is really Watson in disguise.
Public Msg #1122125 *Suggest* 19:29 09-NOV-98 *EXEMPT*
From: Cheshire (Awarded 1000 Credits)
To: Nickz
Subj: Lamer List #2 (2 of 3)
"Hotstuff ... Howdy you dudes and dudettes"
I mean, with a name like that, how could he NOT be a lamer?
"Immortal ... The dude with eternal life"
Inanity raised to the nth degree. Another one to use /f on.
"Janos ... Icelandic playboy"
A strange character - having never met this person, or exchanged more
than a few words in chat with him - he would always greet me like a long
lost brother and bestow the most flattering degree of attention upon me!
"Jdean ... ***********ReAd THiS*******************"
He's got a wife around somewhere - but you wouldn't think so.
"Jedd ... void jedd(void) {return;}"
I only included him in this list because I promised to do so. Although,
he DOES have a gigantic dong, which he frequently boasts about in chat,
so that might be reason enough to include him.
"Jimz ... A guy who knows his ham sandwich."
The founder and principle sponsor of Active. Amazingly egocentric, and
frequently importunate, but he does make a good hot chocolate.
"Jimzzz ... imagine"
Fucked in the head. Has the potential to be an interesting and witty
person, but needs to invest several thousand dollars in therapy first.
"Johnz ... As above :-)"
Loves himself only slightly less than Frank Sinatra. One of these short,
greek males who constantly need to prove their masculinity. Why doesn't
he just admit he's a poofter and be done with it?
"Juz ... I Am There4 God Has A Sense Of Humour"
You're a good friend Juz, but this Nightstalker business!!!
"Kell ... i am a rewd head"
Anyone who defends Marko - and thinks he's sweet! - is lamer material.
"Knight ... OK"
No he isn't. So many other people have already abused this person, that
I feel it would be redundant of me to add anything further here.
"Lesbian ... Stop that, it's silly!"
This guy's just a dickhead.
"Mad ... I know I am Mad, so don't tell me......"
Self-pity is so annoying. On the night of his last ever call to active,
his parting speech was so moving, so touching, that I was forced to use
the 'forget' command on him.
"Marko ... n/a"
Nothing has changed. This is the type of guy who gives homosexuality a
bad name. I can't tell you any more about him without being slanderous!
"Miceater ... be excelent to each other"
See 'Knight'
"Mikz ... I reckon life's there to enjoy."
He hangs around with lamers, so that has to be one black mark against
him. He is also fond of seducing, or in some cases only attempting to
seduce, very young blind girls. A strange sexual obsession.
"Montyz ... If you play saxophone..I love you :-)"
Despite being a monty python fan, I can't spare him. Hasn't been very
successful with the skirts, and has an unfortunate tendency to turn
sycophantic in their presence.
"Mrflay ... Lord of the Undead."
Can't get it up - which may have been attributable to the alcohol, or
might have been the lack of privacy making him a bit self-conscious.
"Nathan ... I LOVE Fast Foward....."
Children should be seen and not heard.
"Nobody ... Nobody's got spunk"
Doesn't ring this bbs any more, at least not using this name, so I don't
know why I'm bothering - except in so much that he was SUCH a lamer it
would be a shame not to give him his due. Juvenile loser.
"Norman ... Can't even think up a witty summary."
Socially inept. Excellent MUD player though.
"Otter ... Cringing.."
If I had a reputation like this guy, I'd cringe too. I don't think there
are any known drugs he hasn't tried - every day, and frequently in
combination. He even helped himself to someone's epilepsy pills once!
Public Msg #1122129 *Suggest* 19:33 09-NOV-98 *EXEMPT*
From: Cheshire (Awarded 1000 Credits)
To: Nickz
Subj: Lamer List #2 (3 of 3)
"Pablo ... Scooby Doo, Where are you???"
Cool guy, shit sense of colour coordination.
"Patz ... work it out yaself"
We're still trying, Patrick, we're still trying! Poor fellow, he lives
in an imaginary world where he's cute and funky and all the girls are
crazy about him. Such a pity it is all in his mind.
"Pauly ... i'm a happy fellow"
Did you think I didn't know the truth about Beccy? So innocent!
"Pink ... a blonde that needs help"
What is *she* doing here? Well, I suppose trying to stab Couger with
a carving knife might be considered SOME sort of qualification.
"Rockme ... new user"
I actually like this girl - no, I do! Really! I just wish she wouldn't
take herself so seriously. Could someone try explaining the concept of
'humour' to her?
"Romeo ... CALL HYDRA!! IT'S TOPS!!! hehee."
A real sleaze who thought he was such a charmer with the girls! Isn't it
sickening how many guys ring chat boards for no better purpose than to
try and chat up the skirts? You can recognise the breed by their habit
of inviting any new female who logs on into direct chat within five
minutes of making their acquaintance. So embarrassing!
"Sallyz ... Does anyone know a dumb blonde?"
The answer is yes.
"Shags ... frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"
Cruel to children. Poor Sophie!
"Sheree ... New Girl On The Block!"
Juz knows why I've included *this* girl on the list.
"Shermozle ... Well, I'm the best"
Possibly, but I hate people who page me when I logon to tell me
something I already know - that is, my own name! 'CHESH!!!'
"Skyfire ... Get ready for a surprise..."
This is another one who keeps paging me to say hello, and I swear I've
never met or spoken to them before in this or any other life!
"Smilie ... Your got da money.. I got da program"
Someone else I promised to include in this list at their own behest. I
suppose working at a Mr Whippy might be considered reason enough, and if
not, I'm sure there are plenty of MUD players who could come forward
with stories to justify his presence here.
"Taisha ... Finding my Soul.. Keeping my Spirit.."
In some ways, a female version of Adam Todd - although in a spiritual
sense, because the things she wanks about are not of this world...
"Tegan ... I wanna have JimZ's flowerchildren"
I can say anything I like about Tegan, because she won't remember what I
said the next day anyway! Idaho potato farmer's daughter, complete with
straw hat, red hair and freckles. No relation.
"Teru ... Dont eat the green cheese."
I can never remember what it is I find so off-putting about this guy,
which is reason enough to add him to this list. In fact, I think he
should be charged with being a total non-entity, and gratuitously aiding
and abbetting other users of Active to forget his existence.
"Tongue ... Tongue - From Vivid"
I'm sure he has a loathsome, spotted behind.
"Voodoo ... Be nice to me or its VOODOO ON YOU!!!"
He's old enough to know better!!!
"Wolverine ... DALLAS COWBOYS 92/93!"
See 'Knight', 'Miceater'.
"Zadam ... Shy is my middle name !"
Only the spelling of his name puts this character at the bottom of the
list. The man most people love to hate. He has the personality of a
failed used-car salesman - and he should give it back before he
stretches it - the appearance of an old english butler on acid, and all
the charm of a fish out of water. You know, the sort of person who so
casually mentions dining with Katherine Hepburn only last week, and
isn't it splendid how the price of a new Porche has dropped to a really
affordable level...
Public Msg #1122138 *Suggest* 19:48 09-NOV-98 *EXEMPT*
From: Cheshire (Awarded 1000 Credits)
To: Nickz
Subj: Lamer List #3 (1 of 3)
"Aerolyx ... I get along well with all but I'm weird"
If I had a dime for every extraordinarily ordinary person who has
claimed to be weird - you know, like, as if this is going to make them
interesting or something - I'd be the richest girl in Nashville, maybe
even in the state of Tennessee!
"Arteez ... Bev is a lamer!"
Pretty much your standard computer nerd. Lives in the western suburbs
on a housing estate, long time unemployed, extremely ugly wife, one
child (god alone knows how the brat was conceived - he's a braver man
than I!) and a dog. At least, I think he has a dog. Well, if he
doesn't, his wife can stand in. He used to spend all day long in MUD,
doing absolutely nothing, but waiting for other users and wizards to
logon so he could show them what a wonderful MUD god he was.
"Bigt ... who knows who cares"
I know he was in the last list, but sometimes new information comes to
light that the public has a right to know. Apparently this guy is a
racist, has sex with an Amiga 2000 computer, and numbers his floppy
disk collection. The guy has some redeeming qualities after all! But I
still think his original registry entry - the cunning bastard has
changed it since - qualifies him for the lamer hall of fame.
"Bit ... N/A"
Stupid little brat. Keeps inviting others to private channel for no
purpose but to pose the most inane questions imaginable - why he just
couldn't ask them in main chat god alone knows. If he was annoying in
a really big way, he might be more interesting, but as it is, rather
like a small pebble in your shoe as you are walking down the street,
which you have to stop, take off your shoe, and shake it out to
remove.
"Buckskin ... PLAYS LEAP FROG WITH UNICORNS !!"
Another in a long, LONG line of sexually frustrated males. So
desperate, so miserably inexperienced, he was even willing to belief
in the reality of Hotstuff, and spent two hours in direct chat with
"her" one night and STILL had no idea. I wouldn't be surprised if he
was wiping cum off his keyboard after the experience, too.
"Cheshire ... I made it into Squid's elite list."
A fat, boring old fart. Likes to sit in chat and gratuitously insult
everyone. Some people think he is funny, but in reality they are only
laughing at recycled Monty Python and Goon Show humour. I don't think
there is an original thought in his head, although he can be clever in
a low, cunning sort of way when it comes to ferreting out people's
dark secrets. There is no charity or milk of human kindness in his
veins.
"Darkangel ... Stud....And that's the truth!"
Oh fuck, shit, and jesus man! The real truth is probably that the guy
is a total virgin, socially inept, has never even kissed a girl in his
life, and would be impotent with a prostitute! When will these losers
realise that boasting about non-existent sexual prowess is only
indicative of the worst kind of insecurity? The only thing more
nauseating is the guy who screws some fat, ugly bitch he picks up in a
sleazy singles bar and then puffs off about it down the pub the next
day - which if he ever does get laid, is just the sort of thing this
guy will do!
"Dynamite ... KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE"
One of those irritating children, Knight and Co., who got together to
run this toy bbs and in consequence think they are big shit.
Opinionated children are the worst kind of pimple on the bum, and when
they also think they are some kind of hot shot - it's time to reach
for the /f command! Take my advice and build a script to do it
automatically.
Public Msg #1122140 *Suggest* 19:56 09-NOV-98 *EXEMPT*
From: Cheshire (Awarded 1000 Credits)
To: Nickz
Subj: Lamer List #3 (2 of 3)
"Frankie ... SLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
This guy has a lot of fans, but I'm not one of them. He disguises his
inadequacies by pretending to be a cool, 'I don't give a fuck' kind of
guy. At the rape trial, I can almost hear him saying 'Hey, she asked
for it ya honour, the bitch wanted it, and she's a whore anyway...'
and any girl who doesn't admire his 'macho' image is obviously a dyke!
"Frodo ... Shit happens...."
He's just... irritating! Modeming, like sex, should be illegal for
anyone under the age of sixteen, unless they are really cool and
froody and know where their towel is. Intellectually precocious but
socially and emotionally immature brats really get my goat! I know
they'll grow out of it - but when?!! ARGH!!!
"Greg ... G'day."
God I hate people who say that. The 'strine' image so unfortunately
popularised by Crocodile Dundee can only be said to appeal to those of
limited mental capacity. Here we have a case in point.
"Gripz ... According to Cheshire I'm a lamer"
Well, it MUST be true then!!!
"Hotstuff ... Hotstuff's the name Bonking is the game"
What is it about masquerading as a girl that appeals to some guys? Is
it incipient transvestism? A homosexual fantasy? Or some kind of power
trip, because for the only time in their arid, boring little lives
they can have another human being hanging on their every word, some
sexually frustrated poor little lamer panting after their imagined
body? It's pathetic.
"Jade ... i love sex"
In his imagination that is. I'm sure that is the only taste of it he's
had so far in his entire life. I am almost beginning to think that the
terms "bbser" and "sexually frustrated male" are synonymous. These are
the lads who will be tomorrow's prime ministers, leading businessmen
and prominent racing identities! And you aren't worried about the
future of the human race?!!
"Knight ... OK"
I thought when school started again he might go away and stop annoying
people, but that has not proved to be the case. Frankly, I can't at
all understand why anyone would persist in ringing a bbs where the
only thing they ever receive is abuse! It can only be an example of
wanton and persistent stupidity!!! It's almost as if the kid WANTS to
be held in contempt and dislike. Maybe he is a sexually abused child
who feels guilty in that strange way such victims often do, and feels
some need to suffer in order to expiate his imagined sins. Or he could
be just an utter and total moron who's parents sadly lacked the
foresight to drown him at birth.
"Maryjane ... A Smokey Haze Fills The ROOM!!"
I feel deep in my heart that this guy is a lamer. But no matter how
hard I look, I just can't quite put my finger on what it is about him
that makes me feel that way... I don't think it's his habit of sitting
in chat in total silence until a girl logs on, nor do I think it is
because he is one of only two people I know of to fall victim to
Hotstuff's fatal but fake attraction... maybe it's just his really
very stupid name?
"Phil ... 4 to 1 against and falling..."
Naturally I don't much care for dogs at all, and I especially abhor
puppies - they are so stupidly full of enthusiasm for life and
boundless faith in the results of a friendly disposition. I just want
to kick him!
"Robin ... My sense of Humour is very criptic"
So is his sense of spelling.
"Start ... Good looking, likes the DOORS (music)"
Stop. Please. I don't know how much more of this I can take. How can
there be so many really stupid people in the world? I mean, what kind
of moron picks a name like 'Start' in the first place?!!
Public Msg #1122146 *Suggest* 20:05 09-NOV-98 *EXEMPT*
From: Cheshire (Awarded 1000 Credits)
To: Nickz
Subj: Lamer List #3 (3 of 3)
"Punisher2 ... I KICK ASS AND AM A MEAN PHSYCO MOTHER."
I remember being at Jimz's house when this guy first rang, and Jim's
attempts to verify him. First he tried to logon as 'Punisher' with a
fake name and phone number, so Jim zapped him. Obviously thinking
there must be something wrong with his name, he logged on as
'Punisher2' once more, but this time put in a real phone number but
still a fake name. When Jim rang the number, he discovered by long and
tortuous routes that the idiot had actually given a friend's phone
number (to think up a totally imaginary number on the spot was
obviously a mental feat beyond his capacity) and that the friend was
able to identify just who this fellow was, and give Jim his REAL phone
number. Jim rang that number and discoverd the lad was a nerdy little
weed of a kid, paranoid about Jim's having tracked him down (oh god,
don't tell mum what I did!) and vowing never to ring the board again!
Well, anyway, I thought it was funny...
"Sachz ... IRC COP !!!"
A social science student with a mission - to study and classify bbs
users into different sub-cultures, understand the driving forces
behind bbs led social events, and to be introduced to everyone at the
last movie night. I don't know how many of these ambitions he actually
fulfilled, and nor do I much care. I have no time for people who are
so busy watching and disecting events that they never actually
*participate* in them.
"Shermozle ... Well, I'm the best"
I *did* put him in the last lamer list, and then promptly forgot that
I had done so. As a result, whenever the subject came up in
conversation and he claimed to have been on the list, I kept denying
it! It thus became a point of pride with him to assert that yes, he
WAS on the last lamer list!!! For that reason I've included him on
THIS list, just so long as I don't forget again what I have done. I
guess it doesn't say much about him, does it, being so easily
forgetable?
"Stompz ... Be Nice or FUCK OFF (StompZ Inc 1992)"
As a warning to little children about what can happen to people who
let a little success go to their head, here we have a prime example. A
mild mannered computer operator with a reputation for being something
of a woosy girl, he went to a rave one night, took a tab or two,
joined up with the 'in' crowd, and has never looked back since! Now
he's really quite obnoxiously cock-sure, thinks he's god's gift to the
human race and the trendiest groover since Michael Jackson made
sliding your feet backwards and forwards over the floor a really hip
thing to do.
"Ugly ... Music is fender and fender is expensive"
The only guy I've ever seen beat up on an ice rink. First he put the
boot in, then he punched its lights out! And why? Because he organised
a social event where everyone was having a great time and ignoring him
completely! One so rarely gets rewarded for one's contributions to
others enjoyment, but he obviously has yet to learn that. He still
expects people to be grateful and show a little consideration! What an
idiot!!!
"Veezee ... I'm a BASS-HEAD, what can I say...8-}"
Exactly, what CAN you say? I've never seen you make any particularly
scintillating contribution to chat. Inanity piled upon inanity, and
such wonderful observations as 'Nice day, isn't it?' when anyone with
a grain of intelligence could see that no, it was NOT a fucking nice
day, in fact it had been a particularly fucking awful day and your
contribution was making it fucking well worse!!!
Public Msg #1122150 *Suggest* 20:08 09-NOV-98 *EXEMPT*
From: Cheshire (Awarded 1000 Credits)
To: Nickz
Subj: Lamer List #3 (little bit left over)
"Vendetta ... What can I say but the best is here !"
Wanker in training, junior apprentice to Zadam. All he needs is a
mobile phone now. As I get closer to the bottom of this list, as I
witness yet more and more incredible acts of stupidity, inadequacy,
peurile boasting and sexual insecurity, I begin to wonder what life is
all about, and the urge to reach for a very sharp razor become almost
overwhelming. Well, I hope you are happy with yourself Vendetta! You
have helped contribute to another human beings total disillusionment
with our race.
"Zadam ... I'm generally a nice person"
No you're not, you're awful! Go away and stop annoying people... I
have to include you on every lamer list because no such would be
complete without you. Still king of the wξkers, who's latest effort -
organising a party to conflict with an already existent Active social
event just to vent your spleen - only goes to show once again how
immature you are.
"Zen ... a self confessed chat addict!"
The only girl on this particular list - the only REAL one that is -
and fully deserving of her place too. A penchant for whips and chains
is no bad thing in itself, but preying on emotionally vulnerable
teenagers nearly half her age is just not nice. She's also got ugly
teeth. Yuk!
Public Msg #1122155 *Suggest* 20:13 09-NOV-98 *EXEMPT*
From: Cheshire (Awarded 1000 Credits)
To: Nickz
Subj: Lamer List #4 ((People's Choice Awards)
HAMMER
Another lamer who nominated himself for the list because any form of
attention is better than none. There have been quite a few of those,
and really it is quite incomprehensible why they should think some
sort of elan attaches to being called a lamer by Cheshire.
CHESHIRE
Very good man, the artful way you backstab slander and use charactor
defamation on almost every user is amaising and shows the skill you
still have left in the few brainsells you've got left after your life
of fake shex and piss.
Just tell me why the person who writes the lamer list can't write enough
about himself? correct me if I'm wrong which I'm not. A fat bloted ugly
self senterd opinionated perthetic suasidal sadistic perverted
padaphilic abusive insacure piss headed wanking introverted reck of what
a human being should be.
oh, just the facts man, no opinion. happy skating clumzy piss pot. try
your face instead of your arse next time though. won't melt so much ice.
(NB: Actually, I don't think I'm "suasidal" really - editor)
HENRUS
Why? For entering chat as a first time caller and proceeding to abuse
everyone present (just ask Jedd, Deej, Axeman, Amarok or Aceal).
For not only getting chatwarred by me for his trouble, but calling back
and inviting me into chat to try it again (which I did, successfully).
For not being able to spell "Chinese" (check his rego)
And for probably being a fake account and therefore not really
eligible for Lamer List honours...
ERIC
I vote Eric... (read /active) - make him an entry in the lamer list, but
dont say anything -just leave 5 blank lines under his name.
PETCH
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(NB: For being universally friendly and cheerful, helpful, and kind unto
others. For always smiling and laughing and never having a bad word to
say about anyone - for this provocatively obnoxious behaviour you have
been nominated for this lamer list - editor)
DJINNI
I nominate Djinni for co-sigopship of YAY.
(NB: Anyone who would actually ASK to be made a co-sigop of such a
totally lame sig like YAY would just naturally have to be included on
this list! - editor)
THANOS
I wanna nominate Thanos for the lamer list!
Two reasons - he hides hats in fridges and hates hobbits!
(NB: Now I wonder who that could be? :) - editor)
Public Msg #1122159 *Suggest* 20:19 09-NOV-98 *EXEMPT*
From: Cheshire (Awarded 100 Credits)
To: Nickz
Subj: Lamer List #4 (little bit left over)
AMAROK
From: Amarok
To: Deej
Subj: Your
I meant your age, are you really 13??
Love,
Amarok.
xxx
(I think the above message posted by Amarok in a public sig really
speaks for itself, wouldn't you agree? - editor)
ALP
After reading Mikz's messages about Play School in Comedy and then
reading Alp's efforts to educate this Ding about using pages - I was so
struck by the resemblance between "John" and Alp that I just had to put
the guy up for nomination for the lamer list!!! :)
Public Msg #1123803 *Suggest* 20:35 15-NOV-98 *EXEMPT*
From: Cheshire (1 Reply)
To: Nickz
Subj: lamer list
Reply to #1122729, Reply to #112267*
> Oh, and Cheshire, what was the year of those lamer lists?
Date Time CRC-32 Attr Name
---- ---- -------- ---- ----
04-02-92 21:56 529f1667 --w- LAMER3.LST
04-16-92 21:09 6e3ab423 --w- LAMER4.LST
01-01-80 03:29 27a75eae --w- LAMER2.LST
01-01-80 04:20 6dada1ba --w- LAMER1.LST
Hmm... I think the 1st and 2nd lamer lists were done sometime in '91.
(The "01-01-80" file date tells me it was before I got the AT, which was
early in '92.. and there was definitely a big gap between the 2nd and
3rd list, as best as I can remember)
There are probably clues buried deep within the lists themselves -
surely someone can date the period Zadam went mad with pink shirts?
Public Msg #1204607 *Suggest* 19:29 07-NOV-99 *EXEMPT*
From: Nickz
To: ** ALL **
FILE: TM.ZIP
Copy by Nickz
Ok, here's a copy of Telemate, Version 4.12.
Mike cut it down a while ago and set it up ready to use with Active,
with Active's number as a dial entry and all.
I know Wilbur uploaded it once, but his version was huge and split
over several files. This has it all in one and is only about 550k in
size.
Basically, download it, extract it, and then type "tm" to run it and
you can then log onto Active with it. Simple.
To extract it, go to the directory where it was downloaded and type
"pkunzip tm.zip", and then type "tm.exe" to run telemate.
...NickZ.
Public Msg #1241840 *Suggest* 22:46 12-OCT-00 *EXEMPT*
From: Kezza (Awarded 2000 Credits)
To: Nickz
FILE: tm.fon
Reply to #1241748, Copy by Nickz
> them into your dial entry. Someone may even be kind enough to upload a
> tm.fon file containing Active's 14 direct dial numbers :)
You're right :)
Kezza